missypants
Missy Pants
missypants

You clearly think you aren’t dropping enough feathers everywhere you go to not give away your old ID. No toxic website necessary.

Honestly, I expected more speed on the dismissal. Birds are supposed to be fast.

Tarantino is a massive, gaping asshole. Does this surprise people?

And sometimes a pilot or flight attendant will JUST. NOT. HAVE. IT.

That does not surprise me. I once stepped on a baby at a bar. The kid was seriously sitting on the nasty ass floor in front of the bathroom. Why would I be looking down? I’m never expecting a baby on the floor at a bar.

I feel kind of bad for laughing at “YOU’RE BREAKING MY AAAAAAAAAAAAARM!!!” out from the hallway.

I was a flight attendant in a previous life. If they already returned to the gate AND cops were there this had already been discussed to death. I have had unruly passengers who did this exact thing: tell me I’m a flying air maid and to Shut the fuck up about putting the Dog in the carrier...they are goi,g to have my

Is the current dress code so lenient that everyone is prancing around in glittery American Flag nipple pasties and nothing else? I don't think of congressional interns as dressing anything near unprofessional. Maybe this new dress code bans those super sexy shift dresses or Forever Twenty One blazers that make men

Male here.

During the Civil war while it was being debated if we were truly 100% human we supported and gave our lives for white folks. During two world wars we supported and gave our lives even while coming home and being lynched and being told we were unworthy of sitting, earning, eating, and living amongst you. Still we

Seriously. Did they do any research at all? Go google Stonewall images and you’ll find a shitload of pics of trans women of colour and dykes getting arrested and being badass. All it takes is one little google search! This is ridiculous.

THANK YOU. Fucking hell, fellow white folks, we have GOT to stop doing this shit. A cursory examination of the history of Stonewall would tell you that the majority and driving force behind this were gender non-conforming queers of color. Marsha P. Johnson, Sylvia Rivera, and the others deserve so, SO much better than

Oh hooray. The first Stonewall movie is about a fictional white gay male. This erases the BLACK trans woman who actually was the first to throw something (Marsha P. Johnson, if you’re wondering). It erases all the dykes who were being raped and arrested and who fought on the front lines of basically every important

I’d rather spend MORE time and money on shopping, preparing, cooking and cleaning, and less fucking time working.

“wouldn’t everyone like to spend less time and money on shopping, preparing, cooking and cleaning?”

Why not just replace those shitty things with actual healthy food? It’s not a binary thing where you have to choose btwn being fat/starving yourself and drinking liquid peoples. Just buy food that isn’t terrible for you.

“Also fire is much more beautiful than blinking LEDs.”

Very curious statement coming from a man that’s trying to rid himself of inefficient things. A primal fascination with fire is really not much better than a primal desire to source and eat something good or a social desire to cook for friends.

So you think murder is justified if you act like a jerk and someone complains and you lose your job. I see.

Waiting for all the bros, brosephs and brodudes to say that it’s the woman’s fault. And #notallmen.