goddammit. Please don’t make me be a fan of Miley Cyrus. PLEASE!

This is a surprisingly (to me) amazing cover of another “dark” country classic.

Still, his performance in The Fault in Our Stars wasn’t half-bad.

I’ve had people get upset when we recommend our favorite local place - Yum’s Asian Bistro on Charles and 25th if you happen to be in Baltimore - because the food is too fancy. What they mean is it doesn’t look or taste like the greasy, overly salty stuff from the local hole in the wall Chinese food place that only…

Ahhhh, yes, the “my deadly allergy is cured with FREE” person. I have met her many times.

It’s just so damn presumptive for some dumbshit pseudohippie celeb who knows nothing of Newfoundland/Labrador culture to just fucking waltz in and say “ZOMG YOU SEAL MURDERERRRRRS KNOCK IT OFF”. It pisses me the fuck off too (full disclosure: I married a Newfie). These PETA assholes make me want to skin and wear a…

Am I correct that a gangbang is when everyone bangs one person? Because that’s what I’m going for.

Teenagers are fucking liars.

I could point out how many Vermont producers buy up Canadian producers entire stock, repackage it and sell it as their own brand, but hey, Canada, polite, etc etc.

Omg omg omg omg omg omg

It goes deeper than just the food. My favorite thing as an Asian woman was to have some white asshole hit on my by saying “Sayonara” and when I said “I’m Chinese, not Japanese” respond, “You people don’t all speak the same language?”

Re: the fake allergies

Yes! In one single summer working in Alaska I lost count of how many people got off cruise ships and almost immediately asked this question. Is is because they could see mountains from where they were standing? I couldn’t tell you.

Moved to Boston, said to a local friend, “Man, I want Korean food. Is there any place around here that serves it?”

I fully admit to thinking The Cheesecake Factory was an actual cheesecake factory until I heard they were opening up all over the country and that many factories just didn’t make sense.

I keep meaning to send you one that involves an idiot and kale, but I always get distracted by the comments here ;)

“Now THAT’S White Zinfandel!” which he promptly poured into his monogrammed thermos.

What is it with sushi and stupid people? I was out to dinner this weekend at a very nice sushi place (the kind where they serve sushi and that’s it, no hibachi or noodle dishes or anything) and the two women at the table in front of us were absolute nitwits. They sat down, looked over the menu, and then started doing…

I just figured since the restaurant was called Tokyo, and the fact that the sign said “Japanese and hibachi,” it would have clued these college girls in on the fact that this wasn’t a Chinese restaurant.

I worked for a notoriously high-calorie, large-portion casual dining chain that specialized in having an obscene selection of cheesecakes on their dessert menu.