Is that an American thing where people expect you to be proud of their hard work instead of the results of their hard work? I don’t know if it happens everywhere or just in this country, but I fucking hate it! Do you work hard finding a cure for cancer, or saving people from burning buildings, or making delicious…

Didn’t know what cyberlox were exactly. Now, god help me, I think they’re cool as hell. WHAT’S WRONG WITH ME!!!

Everybody’s different in what they choose to save for. For some, going to Paris or London or even NYC for a few nights is something worth saving two or three years for. For others, it’s a TV or an Iphone or a handbag or whatever.

This was my favorite bit: “There’s a big movement in reality TV to be outraged about feminism. I’ve been in professional wrestling. So yes: come see my mirror; eat my wings—I don’t know what to tell you, honey.”

Oh, man, especially with period shits? I usually eschew wet wipes, but every three weeks I’m like, “It all hurts so fucking much just give me the soft dampness on my holes!” Also magnificent for those times you inexplicably have blood smudges on your thighs from insertion/removal but aren’t in a situation where you…

I know you got your answer already, but just thought I’d share. I work in a grocery store, and our deli constantly poured their chicken grease down the drain. This made a giant fatberg in the sewer, the city was able to follow the trail of the fatberg back to the store, and rightfully made us pay for the entire cost…

When I went to Thailand, I met a new friend, the bum gun. No need for wet wipes, and your butt’s never been cleaner.

For those who aren’t old fogies and thus lack context:

Just to be thorough, tampons, maxi pads, and condoms shouldn’t get flushed either.

Bidets for everyone! The French have the right idea.

I only learned a few years ago that you’re not supposed to pour oil/grease down the drain. They really need to get the word out on that.

You adipose stories like this more often.

I worked at the Coffee Bean and we always always ALWAYS were over the register max within like 20 minutes of opening a register. The register would spew out error warnings and repeatedly tell you to cash out, but the manager just told us to push the ignore button and keep going because we were always too busy. I never…

I live fairly close to Tisdale. There are a lot of older residents who have chafed at changing that sign for years. Land of Canola just doesn’t cut it.

You are shutting. it. down. Your comments are gold. Do the damn thing.

This was such a great comment I made a post about it on The Salad Bowl.

OK. Well... let’s take it back a few steps?