I am not otherwise OCD but when I buy Froot Loops (not very often) I have to make sure I have one and only one of each color/flavor on every spoonful. I will go to great lengths to make this happen. Also, I feel like it's cheating if I use any method to get the colors/flavors on my spoon besides just my spoon. It's a…

Unless I have somewhere that I need to be, I will sit for hours in just a towel after I've gotten out of the shower. I find it so freeing.

Your town ran out of strangers?

I used to bake a cake then cut off one teeny tiny piece after another, standing up, until half the cake was gone.

Oh my goodness, I'm not single but I pretend I'm being interviewed on Graham Norton's show all the time! Just in my head but sometimes I accidentally say things out loud. I'm so glad other people do the same thing, haha. And yes he really does have the best talk show!

I consume bottles of Frank's Red Hot with the fury, but after I'm done eating the actual meal, I make little puddles of it on my plate and lick it off my finger until my tongue is basically useless. Hurts so good.

My bathroom door? Won't close unless I move the bathmat (VERY long shaggy strips of lt blue fabric) AND a garden stool that I use to hold the phone, book, Nook and wine glass. If you have to go at my house the door stays open - thankfully it's just been Mom so far. ;)

I'm pleased this person came here to suck, because you subsequently blessed us with this gif.

dude this gif is everything

Hmm... is joke?

Making up extremely sad, over-the-top stories fit for a bad telenovela in my head and making myself cry silently over them. I do this when I'm bored and trying to fall asleep or feel like crying over nothing. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Oh I also do my routine at the Apollo. I'm an incredibly multitalented human being within the confines of my bathroom apparently.

Do you walk around your house with a cat on your shoulder like a parrot? If so, I might be you.

*Whenever* I'm alone and going down the stairs, I hold my boobs.

When I cook a meal, I pretend like I'm giving a demo for tv, and describe what I'm doing…but, I assumed everyone does this. Don't tell me I'm wrong.

"This could mean taking your pants off to eat a beautifully arranged cheese plate"

Heathcliff, it's me—Cathy.

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My life generally.