You are way too angry about something so ridiculous. "Pathetic wannabe cools" makes you sound like you're a 15 year old boy who thinks he's the next Holden Caulfield.

Well I personally find it fun- it captures a specific feeling you know? Like Paul Rudd's character in "I Love You Man," where he says "totes. totes magotes" to Sidney? And it perfectly portrays his silly awkwardness? Language is a tool for communicating, and it is always changing in subltle ways. Unless you are a…

Wow, humorless, pedantic, furious at anyone who dares to use words you personally have deemed unacceptable, AND so ridiculously out of touch that you are completely unaware of common slang. Bless your heart!

And I'm not joking when I say I hate these things. Like, I get really hot and bothered by it physically. I feel like the word misanthrope captures my essence. I understand that I am a petty person to let these things affect me so but...

Look, I get being anti-social, I am anti-social as fuck and I hate trendy stuff too. I hate the way 20 somethings look with their top knots and their big beards and short hair. I hate ray bans, I hate yogaesthetic, I hate the idealism of technology solving human problems, I hate a lot of things about a lot of people…

It's the magic of my Fedora.

Really? I think it has been around for a few years, its pretty mainstream now. It has been around a lot longer than "fleek" for example, which you could maybe call trendy. It wouldn't be appropriate for formal writing, but conversationally like this, I think it serves a purpose- mainly to affect a tone of playfulness-…

To think, this comment thread started with sexy dancing Barney and then got better.

Someone used a ridiculous popular teenage word to make a joke?

Didn't you know? The word "totes" set fire to their house and made their dog run away.

Why is the word "totes" pathetic?

I've never even spoken to this person before, but it's wonderful of them to keep telling me how cool I am, puts a little spring in my step.

Forgive me for displeasing you, most exalted Sultan of Jokes. Please spare the lives of my wife and tiny tiny children! All the blame for the offense to your sensibilities falls on me, oh Eternal Leader.

Husband empties the diaper pail - I'll empty his diapers, ooh la la. I mean, whatever that means.

Apparently sense doesn't either.

Do jokes not exist on your planet? Sucks to be you guys.

Oh man, seeing you unclog the poopy toilet pipes totes makes me want you to unclog my poopy pipes.

I know— and some of us did NOT turn out ok. It's like, I'm not a murderer either, but I've always had a really hard time expressing negative emotions, especially anger, because I would get in trouble, often a spanking, just for being angry. I didn't learn better ways to deal with anger. I learned not to let anyone…

My parents were very similar, and frankly I don't attribute my good behaviour as an adult or teen with their form of discipline - It's because that's my personality. My little sister was raised the exact same way only a couple years after me and is the complete opposite, becuase even as an adult she's spoiled and…

I know. The logic is "we were raised that way and we turned out fine" is so flawed. Humans are resilient and usually we turn out "fine" DESPITE the ways our parents screwed up.