The fact that you think your reviews are some history changing event. You think people really care about your long ass reviews but in reality, people just want to know if rats are running everywhere. You are LITERALLY the self-important d-bag you talked about.

We take issue with the fact that yelp is a joke, dude. As is anyone who takes it seriously.

I don't know, maybe the condescending, holier-than-thou attitude oozing from every word, assuming we're all just haters that don't have actual experience with yelp. (Personally I have downloaded the app three times only to delete it shortly thereafter because it's a bunch of bullshit.). Or it could be the way you…

If this comment is indicative of your yelp reviews I can see why you're writing them online for free instead of being paid to professionally review restaurants.

Hate? Not much. Ridicule and mockery? The whole thing, man. The whole fucking thing.

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5 stars. Would read again.

If you don't have the Yelp app on your phone, I actually pity you.

And oh god this quote:

hehahaheheherhe weeeelcome aaabooooard~

I made the same "mistake" which I still don't think was a mistake. I think maybe 10 people actually followed the rsvp instructions.
Why ticking a box on a website is more of a pain then actually mailing something, I'll never know.

Oh my god the people that will get on the computer to tell you about how they don't want to use the computer. Those people are the woooorst. I've been dealing with them at my job all winter (getting all the way to the checkout page on the site, printing the page, and then mailing it with a check instead of using the…

I was on a budget for our tiny wedding and didn't do RSVP cards- I used a website where people could just type in yes or no, and confirm their number. Apparently this is gauche. I had so many lectures/ phone calls, and EMAILS about how awful I was making people use the computer-I was dumbfounded.

Ooof just thought of one!

I had my own grandmom (dad's mom) give her invitation to my dad, which made me really upset. I'm estranged from him, and maybe still a little scared as he was verbally abusive and controlling. I've changed addresses and numbers several times thanks to well meaning family members giving him my contact information…

This was acceptable when it was our single friend who was kindly officiating our ceremony. It was not acceptable when it was his super-desperate-for-a-boyfriend classmate who I didn't want to invite anyway. We shut that down.

Not sure if this counts, but the invitation-related disaster I've seen many a friend cry about is:

I NEED THAT BOOK!