consider my nightmares haunted

I remember a classmate of mine didn't come to class for several weeks and it turned out she had been a victim of a serial rapist. One of our mutual friends described her experience with the words "assault does not begin to cover what he did to her." When I saw her after those weeks her face was still bruised. Those…

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Oh my god, I love that bit! "Next time motherfucker calls, tell him I said suck MY dick!"

Eddie Murphy on Richard Pryor about Bill Cosby.

I just want to give a shoutout to Zendaya for wearing loc extensions to this extra-white awards show. Just keep it real Black.

It's a movie reference.

He was awful to her. I never heard details, but apparently he really mistreated her and was very mean to her. Not hard to believe. He's has garbage manners when it comes to perfect strangers, colleagues, and people who buy his music - imagine how awful he is to people that he actually knows.

I know Right??!! Anyway, Wiz looks all sorts of skeevy, #TeamAmber

More importantly, what kind of dirt does Amber have on Kanye??

I did this! I would take them on day trips with me in rotation so they all got a turn, and would arrange stuffed animals at night so that each was touching the pillow in some way, because if they weren't partially on the pillow they would be sad. I remember it very well. Mom tells me I was this little face sticking…

Orange was my favorite color, because no one else ever picked it and I was afraid it felt left out. I was also extremely concerned about the feelings of my toys.

Was anyone else one of those uber-sensitive kids who ascribed feelings to their toys and stuffed animals? I used to play with all of my toys on a rotation because I was afraid of hurting their feelings. I kind of did that with my clothes too - I would feel guilty if I didn't wear my red shirt for a while because I was…

As a seven year old, I raided the kitchen for my art supplies. I took some herbs, green food coloring, lemon juice, and turmeric powder to create this. My dad was so angry at me for destroying the kitchen and geting half the spice cabinet all over the floor, but he took this, and he framed it because he thought it was…

I was a creepy child, as in I was bad at socializing and I knew too many words. Essentially, I was a very small old person who read encyclopedias and watched daytime television. I was also bald (which my mom tried to cover with tiny hats) for the first few years of life to complete the picture.

I was 8 years old when I went into my parent's bedroom one morning while my parents were still asleep and saw my Dad had a boner. I totally freaked out, woke my Mom up by dragging her out of the bed, and called 911 because I thought it was a chestburster from Aliens.

No I know this person StormDaughter is like SO HILAR. I can barely contain myself. This comments section is fucking magic.

Actually it does.

you wouldn't not give a kid a piece of candy you bought for them just because they asked for it, right?

Men aren't children and your metaphors are terrible.