Man, I really wanted to hate this.

I am from Canada and am aghast. I am simultaneously ashamed I have never seen this, disgusted at the idea on the face of it, and severely turned on thinking about putting it in my mouth.

ALL THESE WHITE WOMEN ARE JUST TRYING TO BRING THE BLACK MAN DOWN. EVEN THE BLACK WOMEN ARE JUST TRYING TO BRING THE BLACK MAN DOWN.

BUT WE CAN'T JUST BELIEVE THE WORDS OF 30+ WOMEN! THEY'RE PROBABLY ALL OUT TO GET HIM.

I'm ready to immigrate to Vancouver now. I don't care if that is the most likely pizza to kill me since the dreaded six meat pizza.

Despite my deep distrust of all pizza toppings that aren't "usual" or "normal", I would eat the living fuck out of that poutine pizza and then spend two weeks doing extra miles just to work it off my ass.

"White onions have one and only one purpose: to be deep-fried whole and served at chain restaurants as a blessed island of edibility amidst a sea of coke binge-inspired restaurant menu adjectives like "ROCKIN" and "JAZZY" and "TRAZZDANGLIN." "

Oh, man... that looks amazing. Damn, I'm hungry.

Is that the Pan crust? I should be ashamed, but that is my favorite mass market pizza crust.

"JESUS ASSFUCKING CHRIST"

I want to rub that on my body

My question is whether we are considering "poutine" to be one topping?

I don't know you, but I know your situation. If his jealousy and paranoia ever escalates, GET OUT. Once it begins escalating it is a very short leap to violence.

Similar story. Different man. Recent break up and the only reason he didn't trash the apt is I broke up with him in public and literally ran to my car, leaving him stranded in another city at least 30 mins away from our apt. Police were called and as my name alone was on the lease, he had to go. I had enough time to…

Poutine and over the counter drug choices are what makes Canada a great nation.

That sounds amazing. TEAM PINEAPPLE AND OLIVE.

my mouth just overflowed with saliva.

the place near us makes a fantastic buffalo chicken pizza. I thinking about trying the green olives on it. Am I a terrible person?

Jesus christ that looks heavenly.