I'm really sorry for your loss. I mean zero snark or disrespect by this, but I lost my cat 2 years ago and I still get misty over her. I can't imagine losing my wife who is a billionty times more important than that damn cat. I can't imagine moving on after losing her, and I certainly can't imagine doing it on…

Her husband died in May 2013, so basically 18 months ago. I'm a couple of years older than Kelsey and my husband died nearly five years ago. Eighteen months is nothing in terms of 'getting over' the death of a spouse, and grief makes you do crazy things, so I can't really blame her for going on The Bachelor but if I…

Oh this made my day, finally someone in my age bracket. Go for long runs, it helps keep the blood going, but might give you a heart attack. Your choice.

Margaritas? I would just drink them nonstop ;).

How can you read these stories and still think that all servers do is take an order and deliver food? People, like you, can be intolerable bags of dick and being a good server means being able to deal with the MsTristeds of the world while smiling. Yes, anyone can take an order and deliver food, just like anyone can…

I know, I just envision this moodswinging (although continous BCP helps keeps things reasonably even), waking up dripping then freezing so figuring out what to wear to bed is always a challenge and changing the sheets 3x a week is a MFer too, the coochie drying out (TMI, I KNOW), libidoswinging (I HATE YOU I WANNA…

LOL. Mk. You know how many medical professionals apply to Doctors Without Borders?

Um, her name is North West, not North Best.

"An officer asked Geer to step out of the car. "He got out and they arrested him for drunk in public," says Stewart. "He learned he could have stayed in his car and he never would have been arrested."

Aww, don't cry. I could go on and on about all the sweet things she did for us every time she was in-house for a show, but I don't need a chapter of a book to testify that she was nothing like her TV persona behind the scenes with us.

The thing I loved about Joan Rivers is she had that old school show biz work ethic. Like Vaudeville work ethic, where you take every damn job you can and the only real marker of success is a full calendar.

This is the best story I got:

Ringo Starr yelled at me in an airport when I was seven years old.

When I was in high school, I used to frequent a coffee shop in my town. One day, one of the cooks came to find me. "There's a guy outside whose motorcycle broke down," she said. "Are you going to <local town>? He needs a ride."

I met John Ritter in a bar and he asked me to hold his beer. Then he immediately yelled, "BARTENDER! THIS KID IS GETTING DRUNK OVER HERE!!", which made everyone in the bar turn and look, and me blush like crazy (I was 11). Then he bought me a water... which, errm.. was free. Because water. Also because open bar..…

Circa 2002? Maybe 2003.

I was the Room Service Coordinator at a casino in Atlantic City, NJ. My job consisted of taking orders via phone, creating the checks, assigning servers, and closing the checks. Room service also handled all the amenities for the shows, so I've been on the phone with an assortment of…

Better late than never, and most definitely should've posted this story sooner but here it goes. I do promise this will make you smile.

Most of my famous people stories are me pretending I'm not hyperventilating while carrying on a normal conversation with a celebrity (see: an hour long conversation with Catherine O'Hara about bagels and pizza).

The only celebrity I've ever seen is Sir Mix-A-Lot. He was picking up take out at a restaurant I was at. At first I couldn't figure out why he looked so familiar. I honestly thought he was my high school English teacher for a good five minutes before I realized who he was.

I think in some places middle school goes through the end of 9th grade? When I left middle school as an 8th grader I was 14.