Which one of them dies in the end?

Especially blondes. They get so much praise for looking so mediocre.

This entire story takes place in the pouring rain, I assume? Down to the typing of the email?

Because the wife was standing between him and the girl he should've married but let go so she could follow her dream of being an astronaut.

This is my favorite comment of all time.

What kind of fucking monster kills a dog?

If you kill my dog I fucking kill you straight up no questions asked ever

^^My main takeaway

I think they might actually be friends with Kim Kardashian. Oh my god, I mean, THERE is a real Feminist icon. Married to a rich rap star, has an adorable baby, makes lots of money, she totally like, has it ALL.

They're fashion designers, right? Or they did songs with mah gurl T-Swift?

I AM ALL WOMEN.

I.... I honestly kind of really hope it is.

OH MY GOD WHAT IF THIS IS ALL AN ART PROJECT?

Is he... is he trying to say he is Art?

Yeah, that's the plan now.

I think from here on out you should just reply with gifs of VP Biden laughing and/or smiling. We've reached that point in the 'conversation'. Wait, can I use quotation marks of any kind? Or only when I'm talking about things I think are made up or somehow bad? Like "Feminism"???

I swear, it's like people think they're some sort of genius masterminds when they try to pay less for their already expensive coffee. My personal favorite was when someone asked for a small coffee with room in a large cup, because they ALWAYS went and added like half the pitcher of cream as if that was going to be the…

ok, a little background: a latte consists of two ingredients: milk and espresso.

Because she was an ass about it. She was rude to the server as were her friends. If she'd been polite then fair enough it would be mean to laugh, but she wasn't.