This is the only comment that needs to be on this thread. I praise you.

no. ok?

I know her dance teacher too!

LIES AND SLANDER.

My balls fit in a guy's mouth on the regular. They don't need that much room.

Still feeling sad for the woman fired. She might be fine being a bikini waitress but I don't blame her for not wanting to be on tv forever immortalized as one.

but it is creepy, still. And he's a little racist.

Sadly, plenty of people euthanize their perfectly healthy pets when they get tired of them, for behavioral issues, because the breed is no longer fashionable, etc. and plenty of vets are happy to oblige.

you can reinact anything in ikea including Hunger Games.

5%? not even. Last Christmas transcends generations; Republican - Democrat divide; Language barriers; Religion.

Yeah, except "Last Christmas" is like, the best Christmas song ever, and "Santa Tell Me" sucks, Ariana.

ODIN IN A FUCKING CROCKPOT WAS ONE OF THOSE PICTURES ON THE FIRST PAGE OF THAT SITE A CORN-DOG PIZZA?

I am proud. I've now made it through both Thanksgiving and Christmas without texting my ex. Five more days and I'm through the holidays and in the clear.

So, to compensate for the fact that I hate the holidays, lost my grandfather (aka the best octogenarian friend and housemate a girl could ever ask for) this spring, and had to have my dog/constant companion of over 11 years put down last month, I just booked plane tickets for to Scotland and England in May. Now, I'm…

Today started out fine. Ended with my mother screaming at me how I deserve to be treated like shit by my miscreant 17 year old brother (I am nearing 30). And also, that I lied about being raped because I just wanted attention. MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS.

What was that introduction about? Does she really know all those people? Their names kept popping up so randomly. Why is her friend stifling a laugh at the start. Why were they both dressed in red? What is a Mull singing convention?

As the guy who tried to cut you off perfectly shows, nobody worries more about the asses of gay men than homophobes do.

My cat only has 3 teeth! She doesn't have FIV though and has both eyes. Glad Zeb found a forever home! FIV cats can be tough to sell people on.

What the fuck is it about Mormons and chugging milk products? I find this stranger than the "get your own planet" thing.