I'll tell you what. There is some good-ass kinja to be had re: Chuck shitting on the floor one time over at Gawker.

You may not accuse me of racism, sexism, blah blah-ish without asking me for my point of view first. I may or may not choose to give it to you.

You may not accuse me of racism, sexism, blah blah-ish without asking me for my point of view first.

I don't even know what to do with all this so I'm just going to grant your request.

Anna, could I pretty please come out of the greys? I've been long time Jezzie and my father calls me a "pinko" at every family occasion, so perhaps that qualifies me? Plus, he told me once that Ouija boards "invite the devil into this home." He has many guns. I don't know if that helps my case at all.

*ahem*

Au contraire: her highness is apparently quite a fan of J. Brand. http://www.celebuzz.com/photos/12-phot…

I took my driving test when I was 36 weeks pregnant and I didn't realise until afterwards that there was a raisin sat atop my belly the whole time. I suspect I only passed because the examiner felt sorry for me.

honestly I think the best reason to get pregnant is that my "hiding snacks in various parts of my outfits" habit would suddenly become okay

1. Bottle it.

THE PIT SWEAT OF PROFESSIONAL ATHLETES!!!

Yeah, well they flouted American protocol when Kate showed up to a basketball game in Brooklyn in a tweed coat. I mean jeez, at least try to blend in with the locals and throw on some flannel.

Right? I LOVE that that damp pit is ALL OVER HER GLOSSY HAIR

The armpit sweat on LeBron is really why Kate is feeling so awkward. I don't think Kate sweats and/or understands why others do.

And he was sweaty. He put his sweaty armpit on the future whatever-the-non-queen-queen-title-is of England.

Um, no, I did not know that, and you have blown my mind.

I'm imagining her with a house full of the stolen toilet paper...

I am hoping that Dora is the sole inheritor on Mrs. P's will.

I hope that in a fit of pique over supposed mistreatment, she has her will rewritten from whoever it is now to give everything to Dora as a giant "screw you, my colored nurse deserves it more than you" statement and then drops dead right after it's been appropriately notarized and before she can change it back. Drops…