That story was my favorite. Not because of Mrs. P and how she met the theme of awful customers but because people like Dora are my favorite. I just got out of the hospital for a major thing and the ICU was full of Doras - people who face the most trying situations and come back, day after day, with such awesomeness…

I laughed so hard at this in the special silent office way that I had to get up and visit the restroom. And I was still coughing/laughing while walking there. Also, Fazoli's was the worst.

Totally. He can touch my butt any time!

My Mexican grandpa ate a full tablespoon of it the first time we took him to a Japanese place before we could stop him. He thought it was guacamole, and he almost had a heart attack. He turned the actual color of a ripe tomato.

The last one HAS to be a Fazoli's. HAS to, right?

I just checked to make sure I had enough whiskey to get through reliving some nightmares and it looks like we are good to go.

This is Texas. Federal laws are for other states.

Woah!

Girl, you must also be Canadian because smokes here are CRAZY expensive compared to the states. Almost double for some brands.

THIS.

Men who's wives die are widowers.....women who's husbands die are widows. Certainly you can see why Mr. P decided to shuffle off early.

Can you do one about shitty owners/bosses? I have so many golden nuggets to share with the world.

Hey there...

My opinion is that something horrible happened to Jackie. I don't know if it was a three-hour gang rape by seven guys, as she told RS, or being forced into oral sex by a smaller number, as she originally told her friends. But she's consistently said she was raped by multiple people, she was clearly traumatized, and…

I got toxoplasmosis while pregnant, and it is no walk in the park. I have to go to the hospital as many as four times a month for tests, and we still don't know if the parasites have crossed the placenta. Fingers crossed our girl makes it!

It's a cat, dude. They found it somewhere to live. You're being an asshole.

His wife had their baby 9 weeks early, so obviously she had issues with her pregancy. Many people have problem pregnancies which result in premature birth and the last thing they need to worry about is toxoplasmosis. I know you love your cat, but people love their children and wives too.

Bill Clinton gave away his elderly cat because it didn't get along with his new dog and everybody loves him.

Bless your heart.