Hell, lady, if you want to just avoid major life decisions while punishing your body, just join the fucking Army like the rest of us. We'll even give you health insurance while you ruck march through the wilderness, and pay you a token sum, too.
Yeah, are there lots of Craigslist ads for anonymous elevator sex with chubby, closeted dudes who look like they might sell insurance or extended warranties as their day jobs?
I really don't understand that guy's seduction technique. There has to be something missing...
Just another reminder that you can't be in the Navy without loads and loads of salty Sea Men.
The bread story reminded me of my own. When I was much younger I was a server in an Italian restaurant. The bread there was insanely popular, it was fresh-made pretty much every day and patrons would come by just to buy bread to take home. Now the owner, who made all the bread, was a heavy smoker. One morning I…
What if you had said "Yes, several times." I think the outcome would have been the same.
ah the seductive quality of carbs
One of the things I've learned over the years, even as a straight man, is enormous penis owners are happy and eager to show off their wangs to anybody and everybody.
For some reason I thought these were going to be stories of penile peril but I am relieved they were not.
Well I've got news for people who think that way, cops have first amendment rights too, and we plan to exercise ours. I'd remind the NFL and their players that it is not the violent thugs burning down buildings that buy their advertiser's products. It's cops and the good people of St. Louis and other NFL towns that…
Mind you don't pull a muscle, jumping to all those conclusions.
Sent to jail for abandoning her kids? That's rewarding candy theft with ice cream.
First off; you are most definitely NOT alone in your introversion! A bit of an oxymoron, but there it is.
to be honest I can understand why he would be upset.
I actually have to address this because Allen read the post and was very upset that I didn't get the "gestalt" of the bucket o' cats.
omg i am LAUGHING SO MUCH RIGHT NOW
Hi Mark, huge fan. Can you elaborate on the Bucket O'Cats? It just sounds so strange, What was the motivation behind it? Is it for charity? Is it just cats, or cat related things? Also, cute pic, love the bearish-type.
My father is really bad with cats; once I placed an especially sweet, kissable kitten on his lap at a family party, and his hands curled up to his chest and he whispered "Please take it off of me, I don't know what it wants."