Brilliant. That is all. :)

Yeah, I was gonna suggest the stroke possibility too.

Actually, a lot of them do actually dismiss Jane Austen, or go out of their way to insist that it's more interesting for documenting the day to day life of Victorian England or some other line of shit.

You should come to my house and eat cheeses with me.

Bennett is the perfect guys name. It just brings up lovely romantic swoon worthy men.

I'm pretty sure this would work on me at 34. YES to cheese, sir. YES to robots.

Yes. She is my role model. Make of that what you will ;)

...but do you get holiday pay?

Gonna just leave this here:

I know a JAG who thinks there would be less rape accusations if the guys would just take the women out to dinner or call them the next day. I have no words for this bullshit. Ok, I have very angry words. And I think all the military's sexual assault prevention training is just lip service if the military isn't going…

It should be an interesting holiday. My mother died a little over a year ago, and my father retired shortly thereafter. In the year since she died, my dad's done a weird personality change - he's now EXTREMELY vocally racist (honestly, he wasn't before, or at least never in front of me) and he's…

Bacon? It's bacon isn't it? I've never mixed bacon with ginger beer but I'm willing to try it.

That's actually the cutest way to celebrate Thanksgiving I've ever heard.

Aw, man. That sounds so much more fun than having the same conversations about my cat with relatives every year.

I've been a reader for years and only just created an account so I could say that I plan on getting as stoned to the bone as I can while still able to walk, and bringing my super excited dog as an excuse to go for walks all day (and annoy my grandfather). Also, my therapist and I have been prepping for the holidays…

We are a family of Indian immigrants, so we enjoy Thanksgiving way more than most American families do. My uncle gets really excited and gifts us with matching ugly sweaters and my mother finds new ways to fuck up the turkey every year. We sing karaoke and finally order pizza and do drunk dancing. its tight shit yo

Rye and ginger ale. 1:4, to avoid early burnout.

My survival tip? Celebrate Canadian Thanksgiving, which comes with all the turkey goodness, but (if the internet is anything to go by) 400% less stress.

I think it's pretty good. I'm Canadian and when I was assaulted the guy was arrested. It took a lot longer than Ghomeshi...but this is super high profile and involves multiple people.