So, if a person wanted to have sex with a goat 4 times a year, they’d have to pretend to be in a loving relationship with another person?

Then she be all like

I go for the nerdy goat look

Isn’t what you’re really asking:

I’m a good person with a lovely family, Ashley. So . . . maybe once. yolo.

That would kind of be a good interview question/trick. “Oh, I see on your resume you that you have a strong attention to detail. When you entered my office I had a goat standing next to me. I left with the goat and returned with A goat, but is it the same goat?”

The real question is, what the fuck is wrong with you?

Why does Jezebel only ask these questions when I'm drunk?

Do you still have to fuck the goat is you’re a person with a uterus and you are currently pregnant with your true love’s child? Cause I don’t know if I could ever look my kid in the eye if I fucked a goat while gestating them

A lot would depend on the goat’s personality. A sense of humor is a must.

I would like to say (for the record) clarifying questions are fine in would you rather but I HATE when people try to modify or “cheat” the scenario. It’s hypothetical already and THAT’S the game. Play or don’t play (nobody cares) but you have to answer the question as presented.

As a member of the Piers Gaveston Society and aspiring Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, I’ve put my willy in enough farm animals for one lifetime, thank you very much.

Dude, he's been away a lot lately. Last night I'd have fucked a goat just to get his plane to land an hour earlier.

“But the act does have to come to fruition.”

What qualifies as “to fruition”?

Can I fuck the goat non-stop 24/7 for a week or two and then be good for a few years?

Can I wear a condom with the goat? The last thing I want is goat gonorrhea. It’s worse than sheep syphilis, though not quite as bad as horse herpes. It’s about on par with cow chlamydia.

Have y’all never seen Black Mirror? Don’t do it!

Me? I’m fuckin’

No. But run the poll again with the sexy gorilla.