I just re-read your story after being in hysterics over these responses. You know what? I have honesty fucked men drunk that were so gross when I use to binge drink (sober now) that hell-I really know how to block things out. I could totally do this! Totally!

Are you KIDDING me? You really don’t know what you are saying here-goat human hybrid would be awesome. You could market it? Make him a star! He could be the center storyline character in the next American Horror Story. Yeah-I’d get knocked up in a heartbeat. But alas-nature has prohibited this reproduction from ever…

Because you are always drunk.

Threesomes every leap year for you!

That sounds like an idea for my new children’s novel! Ahhh Mrs. Missy and The Debonair Goat-the Blossoming.

I really don’t think my “soulmate” and I would get along anyways. I mean-I am constantly looking for distraction from myself. What the hell-I don’t need to “other half” of me. I need some diversions.... But I would still consider the goat idea if he paid for dinner.....

Clearly you haven’t met Mitch and Sally.

Mitch says that “Wars could LITERALLY BE ENDED through communication.”

He needs to write for SNL. It would be hilarious!!!!

They actually have a display at Burning man. Of themselves. Performing the art of oral pleasures. For five days. Straight. On a mattress with real flames surround their glistening bodies on all sides.

Sally Mustang and Mitch Gobel would be great names for a new set of “barbie” dolls- Sally and Mitch! The playset! You can even get a matching VW van WITH a complimentary backseat mattress as a free bonus when you also buy the insatiable Connie Lingus, Sally’s “friend.” Waaalaaa-it’s a make believe threesome!

Bunch of crap. I bet they made that up or atleast embellished to backlash in order to get exposure. And it worked-I am IN LOVE. He is...........the new and improved FABIO!

Betcha they will start a Gypsy “merchandise “store for the obnoxious lifestyle-like Hot Topic did for Punk-right? So edgy......

Guaranteed the old fat couple next door to me have better-hotter, more REAL passion than these two posers.

I dislike his eyes. He is so intent on drawing attention to their magnetic brilliance-staring into the camera-melting the inner circuits, causing the camera man to start masturbating furiously.......

Do you really think so? Because with no one watching or listening-they would lose interest. I find this whole thing so unsexual. Staged-canned. I bet she faked multiple orgasm for the prologue.

YES!

Heck, I’d do it for 20 cents and a soda.

Oh holy hell. This is the most STAGED sensual couple. But truly sensual? I think this dude has a running script in his head of what he is doing to her, what she is going to journal about it, what we the readers are going to think........I can imagine he even has his own soundtrack playing in his self-impressed head. I…