I just have to thank you for always BRINGING IT each every day. Your comments do not disappoint.

Pheromone Activating Body Wash? Hmmmm. Let me just check that out with my vomeronasal organ, which I definitely have, to sense all of these human pheromones.

It looks like he has a turd in his mouth.

That picture up there...I don't think the look I'm getting from that cigar situation is the look he was going for.

what did i just read

You know what would really increase women getting the recommended pap smears? Funding Planned Parenthood where so many uninsured and broke ass women go for reproductive health issues. Glad those awesome conservatives assholes are protecting the unborn and giving zero fucks about the born.

two reasons your post is wrong. Firstly, what fun is there in picturing a delicate wee daxie being ridden by randy pittbull? That's doggie hateporn, and once you start down that road you are wanting to see Alsatian on chihuahua action etc etc.

I'm just picturing a dachshund mounting a pittbull.

HOW DO IT WALK

Its face is mostly a pitbull's face, and its body is like a 'roid raging wiener. And the head is SOOOOO too big for the body. I'm with you, Greg, I can't tell if I love or hate this dog.

SMEAR AND SCHMEAR IS GENIUS

Because that horrible disease that might kill you, that killed 4,000 American women in the 2014, and of which there were about 12,000 new cases ORIGINATES near a part of your body that has LIPS and you also put lipstick on your OTHER lips. And you can SMEAR THE LIPSTICK you put on your lips. Do you GET IT?

You know what else we could do to encourage regular Pap smears? Just talk openly about vaginas and cervixes and female sexual health and not shroud it in metaphors.

I always thought a smarter approach would be to have a "smear and schmear" day where you get a bagel if you go get your pap done. Maybe Einstein bros can do a promo or something.

I feel like this is just a campaign to support selfies. But whatever I'll do it if you need me to.

i am still kinda sad that they didn't last. Johnny and Winona forever.

Seems everyone is broadcasting their existential crises to the world these days.

Oh! and Stila Beso!