It's all about getting over the fear of the "No."

Those are asses so it's safe to say you don't have a fucking clue what to do when it comes to the ladies.

If you honestly have to ask, you probably won't acknowledge the answer but here it goes.

A) This is what happens when i post while sleepy.

Because oftentimes dudes have so little respect for women that they won't back off unless they know there is another dude involved.

As a fellow female, I have to say: YES. A MILLION TIMES YES. To all of the above.

Don't buy a girl a drink if you haven't talked to her yet. You see this shit in movies and it works, so maybe if you're George Clooney you can ignore this. But in real life it never works, it comes off as creepy and makes the girl feel uncomfortable. Talk to her first.

sisterhood is not universal. one frightening example: as teenagers*,my sis and i were stalked damn near home by an evil fuck ranting to us about "girls being out at night by themselves"—like he was trying to convince himself that what he planned to do to us was our fault bc we were out late at night. we happened upon…

Those are the people you're supposed to call if you're ever raped.

"If she didn't drink while underage, she wouldn't have gotten arrested in the first place!"

Okay, I'll bring out your soup, and as soon as your laundry's done I'll bring out some more socks. And as soon as I find the long extension cord i'll string it out here so your laptop won't die.

Yes. And beef jerky. And some toe warmers. I didn't bring enough pairs of socks.

I'll bring you some hot chocolate, or maybe a bowl of soup. Would you like some soup?

Another story about rape. Another story about gross police misconduct. Another story about apathy. Another story about violence against native women. Another story about a teenage girl victimized.

So she was handcuffed, and the known sex offender was not. Sounds like the cops served her to this guy like a sex slave. Seriously f-d up police department.

Yeah, my first thought was "THIS WAS MY CHILDHOOD TOO YOU BASTARDS!"

WHERE'S MY DIVACUP

I have a friend who teaches queer theory at an unnamed university. Here's roughly his theory:

This is quite hilarious. I was born in 1983 and grew up watching the movies, the batman tv show on rerun, and star trek on rerun. I'm tired of these men's WAAA WAAA WAAAAAAAing when for most of my life nearly ALL the movies I've enjoyed and nearly all the american made cartoons I've liked are male casted with female…

This is the most brilliant thing I've read all year.