well who could blame you, it was cool according to all those teen movies with freddie prinze jr.

At the tender age of 10, aka the what the fuck is happening to my body era, I decided I wanted to learn what it was like to shave my legs. So I waited until my parents weren't home and I was babysitting my 5 year old little brother. I was a horrible babysitter because I decided this was the best time to lock myself in…

A woman at my job has those highlights on medium brown hair, but also with the vaguely maroon color thrown in. Like this, but more faded and sans the "can I speak to a manager" haircut. It actually makes me kind of angry that this particular combination still exists.

They're fine. Just fill 'em, girl.

I'll just leave this here....

THIS IS THE BEST NEWS!! so excited for this sideblog.

Nobody can beat mine.

I feel your pain, brother. I was the same way as a kid, except the constipation and impacted colon lasted until about my sophomore year of high school. My belly was so swollen it looked like I was pregnant (I'm a guy, BTW, so this wasn't good). Part of the problem was school. How do you excuse yourself for 10 minutes…

My father got into a serious accident while riding a horse a few years ago. He's fine now, so I can tell this story. He was around 75 at the time, and had a new girlfriend whom he was trying to impress with a romantic ride on the beach. The horse freaked out and threw him into a tree. As a result, he punctured his…

After living in the US for 7 years, I decided to move back to my home country Turkey, to see if the economy has gotten better over there. If you have ever traveled overseas, you'll for sure know that a 12 hour flight can mess with your digestive system. I had what everyone else had for inflight meal without leaving my…

Not a "poop" story, but... I once had an inhumanly bad fart on an airplane, and I will forever swear that the reduced air pressure up there makes your farts bigger. I felt the familiar rumbling and rectum-testing pressure, and I rushed to the bathroom because it felt like it was going to be a total mess. But this…

This is more frightening than any horror movie.

This story involves a shit I actually witnessed, versus one I took.

I've read a number of stories like the following; stories about miscreants who destroy things. Twisted beings who hate the world and everything good and clean.

This lady is the most basic of basic bitches. Haters gonna hate.

About two years ago, I started on an oil kick. Pressed oil, coconut oil, all that shit. I'm about two weeks into it, and one night I've just got oil fatigue...like I don't think I can handle ingesting any more of it. I quickly decide that this is a hurdle that I need to overcome on my journey to better health. I…

"They are worthy"

Until last week, when she admitted she realized I had a dirty ass that night when she got up from sex and saw the marks. I really love that girl.

Do you seriously expect me to read all these shitty stories?

see the janitor cart roll up and the janitor go in, a minute or maybe less passes, he comes walking out and pukes everywhere, very casually. I see him stand up, shake his head, and put on a mask and head back in.