Like I give a fuck...

Also, is this an MJ glove? So many questions about this picture!

R.B.G. can do whatever the fuck she wants.

PS, I'm not bitter (I am totally bitter.)

SESAME STREET DID IT BETTER

Yep. Also Hellmann's and random other companies.

Full disclosure: it took me TWENTY YEARS to be cool-ish with my hair (because until the age of 10 I seriously didn't care what it looked like, because tomboy)

Consistent until you realize their parent company also owns AXE.

some thoughts:

Straight haired girls complain. Curly haired girls complain. Wavy haired girls complain.

I caught myself chewing gum like a trucker once and after that I swore to never chew it again. People find it odd that I refuse. Been gum free for 4 years now! Altoids all the way!

You worked too hard to not get a star for that.

So, according to reader's submissions the real life version of Peter Gabriel's "In Your Eyes" would go like this?

Ain't nothing ambiguous about this shade.

I'll tell you all about it when it happens.

I wasn't the one making the failed romantic gesture in this story, but it is my go-to teenage tale of high drama and hormones gone awry. (I'd be willing to bet there's a story like mine behind a lot of the ones recounted above, too.)

In high school, I sat with Josh and Dave (not their real names) at lunch every day. We…

Ok, fess up. Who submitted something thinking, "Hey, if this gets published on Deadspin she'll know how much thought I put into it, how much her response broke my heart, and maybe now she'll take me up on that cup of coffee?"

Goooooood these are making me remember my stupid attempts at romantic gestures.

" then would spend our rides home from school telling me about how uncomfortable anal sex was with him"

We're all connected in the circle of butts.