yes, you genius! Or mix and match, whatever...

Right? This toy is totally sexist! What about people who enjoy the penis that also want to, um, fuck a disembodied foot?

Mark we will send you bill for shrink and booze to you!!!!

Shrayber i soooo want to hate you right now.....bring back Rosebud

Whaaaaaaaaaaaat the fuck.

p.s. I just had a minor crisis where I thought to myself, "how did your decisions lead you here, to a place where you would ever write those words in a sentence?"

Male sexuality can be summed up by imagining the worst, most inappropriate thing possible and realizing that, at that very moment, some dude is enthusiastically fapping to it.

Judging the fake ankle fuckers so hard right now.

Somehow I figured the vagina was going to be on the bottom of the foot. I don't know why that would make it less creepy, but...I guess it wouldn't look so much like you're fucking a bloody stump that way.

pretty sure they should have made the right one with a wiener attached. Could be a couples toy set.

...that shit ain't right.

I don't...I don't know...I don't even know what to say.

Maybe if more people were PUNK ROCK it would.

Whoa. That is incredibly punk rock.

nah, the most punk rock thing ever was that girl in L7 taking out her tampon and throwing it in the crowd at Reading.

I notice the LIVE SEX tag doesn't get a lot of use.