Haha, I was on a #19 when it was evacuated because someone shit in his pants right there while sitting...! Never saw a packed 19 bus empty so fast. Driver was pissed, but it was clearly not the first time she had dealt with this. Any of those buses that go through the Tenderloin always get a few pants-shitters,…

YES TO THIS. Seriously, no one needs to see your pasty thighs on the dead of winter.

NO.

On BART, my friend once saw a toddler signal to it's mom that it had to poop ("elimination communication") and then the mom took out a tupperware and had the kid shit inside the tupperware. On the actual train car.

I'm very much over loud calls from dudes with Bluetooth headsets, or people playing music from their phone speakers on BART.

A young man once stood up on the train and announced he was not crazy, but that he'd like to give everyone a smile and a high-five, and wish all of us a good day. He then went around the entire train car and high-fived as many of us as would oblige. Most of us did. And he got us all smiling.

And PUT SOME DAMN PANTS ON. :3

. . .I think I have wrapped a gift on the subway once, because I bought my office secret santa gift on the way to work. This might have been me you saw.

Grossest thing I ever saw on the El:

I once saw someone eating a belgian waffle on the subway, complete with plate, knife, fork, strawberries and whipped cream.

Nasty-ass loud people on the train or bus in San Francisco is one of the best reasons why I bike to work as often as I can.

IM JUST KICKED MY WALL OW

You slay with your sass.

I honestly did not know that this show existed until yesterday, but now COLOR ME INTRIGUED. Was she going for deeper instead of DIAPER? Also, the word fandom was used way too much. Famis? YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM US YOU HAVE 1000 PICTURES WE CAN COMMENT ON was chilling. Are these all tweenagers now? Never been…

These are all burner accounts for Ariana Grande, aren't they?

I wonder how many of these tweens are, in reality, middle-aged male perverts?

FAMIS FANDOM DIAPER.

Teenage girl fandom: the most volatile substance known to man.

Is famis teenage slang now or just an example of really bad spelling? I can't tell.

Why does the invocation of bullying when none exists make me want to bully them, for real?