Right? I'm just in awe of how matter-of-fact she was about the whole thing. That is a women who's threatened a group of brawling men with a knife before—and followed through.

Because alliteration is an amazing affectation always.

You know, in things like this I always figure the only opinion that is relevant is that of the people being discussed. Cho is Korean. If other Korean people are offended then that's something to know, but so far the groups saying stuff that I've seen are white people so...

Daaaamn

Billy Bob to Jennifer: "So, Aniston, the answer is yes. The question is: do you want to realize the lifelong goal of having sex with the human equivalent of a slim jim who, to top it off, smells of days old folgers and generic brand cigarettes?"

I'm not playing the race card, I'm playing the rice card

Pita Pit worker was all, "Jamie we make a great team thank you for coming behind the counter and waving that knife".

Yea dude she was chill AF the whole time that was going down. Like she's looking around for a weapon, casually walks over and then is like "I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU BITCHES" and then puts it right back down. I officially love her.

My reaction to almost everything in this Dirt Bag:

The conviction in her walk and she stomps behind the counter is terrifying.

At last, evidence that you should always bring Spears to a knife fight.

goddamn jamie lynn, you fucking badass.

Yup, her name is Laura Jeanne Reese Witherspoon, and you should 100% go read this amazing post by Caity Weaver from last summer.

I'm surprised her mother doesn't call her Laura Jeanne.

Straight people are so weird.

It doesn't even look like a rim job, really. It looks like she is being eat out from behind.

It's sexual, but not erotic. 0/10 pearls clutched.

How'd that old rap song go? "Lick my neck, my back, my pussy and my crack?" Pretty sure it's old hat by now.

Their use of the term "transsexual" grosses me out. Imagine if a person talked to a straight person like, "Hey you heterosexual!" "Look at that heterosexual over there!" People would look at you like you were crazy. But calling someone a transsexual as opposed to a trans PERSON is "normal". Fuck Saks.

Oh Saks. No.