Alexis Bledel is probably wearing an adorable dress and doing the charleston with Pete Campbell at a garden party.

I once went to a sleepover at my friend's house and overheard her telling another girl that she didn't want to invite me but her mom made her.* That really stung. Enough that I still remember it 15 years later.

Kids are so fickle. I remember when my best friend in third grade broke up with me. She said, "I still want to be FRIENDS with you, but I want to be BEST friends with [our other friend]." To this day, it is still the most hurtful thing anyone has ever said to me. Team Rosie!

Just got some obnoxious news and I was feeling low.

Gotta be fashion.

She could have been shady. If I were her, I would have posted one of the photos for #tbt with only the hashtag.

I am constantly reading these things and thinking "Who are all of these people?" Oldness, I haz it.

omg I just realized the scales are doing the side eye of justice

Someone should remind Mrs. Wahlbergers about how they had to edit Marky Mark's THIRD nipple out of his CK ads.

"Igloo Austrialia"

Ignorant Australian made ONE catchy ass song that had more to do with Charlie XCX's verse than any "spitting" she did. She's only hot because basic white chicks and gay guys everywhere need a "sassy" diva who looks like them 'cause Nicki's giving them nowhere to go and there's no pop girl out there for them to glom…

Seriously. Do some squats and other butt exercises. You get a good workout, the results last, and you aren't using a milking machine on your ass.

My butt gets shit done. Usually twice a day because I eat a lot of fiber.

I hope they threw in tattoo removal for free.

You know what also works wonders and the results are real? Excercising. Squats, especially.

Ermahgerd... I'm no scientist, but I don't understand how this would work.
It makes your butt look like a Lego piece though.

This really sucks.

I'd rather have my belly fat liposucked out and injected into my butt, but maybe that's just me?

Actually, I'm the trained therapist in this bunch...

Mark, I don't mean any disrespect by this, but we need to get you some help, buddy. This is one of your more tame posts and it is still disturbing as fuck.