I use Jane Iredale PurePressed in Mink as my contour. It's very subtle. I'm not a big fan of contouring in general, but it can look amazing when done correctly.

I feel like I'm average. I look exactly like my dad, seriously, put a wig on him and we're twins. So I don't feel too attractive. But people tell me I'm gorgeous so...? I guess my dad is pretty?!

I think Tan Mom is what Pensatucky would have become if she were not a criminal.

Request for High on Arrival by Mackenzie Phillips.

BRB GUYS MEETING MY FUTURE HUSBAND

Mark, you never fail to brighten my day.

Do not go out with him again. He sounds like a jackass.

Jasiri X is a gem. He's just wonderful.

I made the (rookie) mistake of image googling "anal piercing." Don't do it, folks. I need brain bleach.

I had the Mirena for two weeks before I ripped that sucker out.

I usually have nothing interesting to contribute, buuuut today I do! I once had an affair with an ex-boy band member of a fairly successful group. I met him through a friend (did not know about his boy band past until after we hooked up) one night while we were sitting across from each other at a bar, making eyes at…

More cats, less catcalls!

Batiste makes colored dry shampoos. They have one in dark brown that might work for you. :)

To color stubborn greys, try Satin Color Grey Developer. Silicone is BAD for the hair! Avoid anything with silicone, aka dimethicone. Phyto makes great products without silicones.

Girl, you need a dry conditioner (yes, that is a thing). Use it midshaft to ends. Also, try cowashing, which is washing with just a creme rinse or conditioner.

I work at a salon beauty supply. Klorane is overrated, IMO. TIGI Ohbeehive, however, is amaze. Smells soooo good. Redken's 2 day extender is okay, not great. And also, you must wash your hair! Dry shampoo is not a substitute for washing your hair, it helps absorb excess oils. Its not actually dried shampoo... :/

I'm picturing Toni and Candace from Portlandia as the midwives. LOL.

I saw Mac and Pizza Underground at a free show in Oakland a few months ago. Shitty music but so much fun. He's hilarious.

This is the best thing I have read in a long time.

Kathleen Hale sounds like a very mean girl with quite a few screws loose...and that Thought Catalog post is truly atrocious...it sounds like a sociopath crying crocodile tears. Privileged, well-connected spoiled white girl tears. Ugh. It sickens me that such awful people get to live out their dreams and subsist on…