I was about to say the same. Fuck off, Grisham. You're a shitty writer, pedo apologist, and all around crappy person.

Oh, Parisians. For a bunch of people who act like they've got a permanent dildo up their asses, I'm totally not surprised at their reaction. They're just mad MacCarthy is calling them out. Also, I want to put christmas lights on that buttplug.

Thanks. I wish I were Oprah. You get a book deal! And you get a book deal! Book deals for everyone! I've got a very marketable idea for my book and am trying to crank it out in 5 weeks to annoy my shitty exbf, who was the worst writer I've ever encountered. He spent 5 years on his book. This bitch gonna turn out in 5…

Thanks, HC, that means a lot. I just applied for the PC, I've done 2 terms of AmeriCorps so I'm thinking my chances of acceptance are pretty good.

This made me ugly laughcry. I, too, am a failed writer joining the Peace Corps.

Currently work in the beauty industry. I push Dermalogica, Avene (my personal fave beacuse, duh! it's french and therefore fancy), Bare Minerals, Jane Iredale and Murad. It's all fucking crap. We have company reps come in and teach us the "selling points," that is the fancy term of crap that women want to hear like…

You're not alone. I'm in the same boat. Hang in there, friend.

Honey, I shrunk your pussy!

Whenever I meet a skeezy guy, I tell him my name is Claudia Kishi. :)

Not ignore, BLATANTLY DENY.

I'm beginning to believe we live in a nation of sociopaths. She's pregnant, for fuck's sake! She's not a fucking criminal, she's a mother. She was not an immediate threat the the police. Jesus H. Christ. Some of you are either brainwashed or sociopaths...y'all give me the chills...fucking Dick Cheney Lizard People,…

Hmmm.

Ew, he's not even worth 500k. Gross.

I thought this was a Mark Shrayber article at first!

It's not, I'm disappointed that she represents such a shitty brand, is all. i'm not "coming for" anyone. I'm a makeup artist, and I hate Cover Girl for their shitty products and love Janelle Monae for her brilliance and politicism in her music. Get over yourself!

Whaaaat?Oh, no, no, no. I LOVE Janelle but I HATE Covergirl. Do better, Ms. Monae.

Yep, pretty obvious she's a racist who doesn't want to associate with the term. No matter how flowery the language or what liberal arts college you went to, guess what? We see right through it.

Hey, idiots! You are not in a sorority. Matching shirts is not solidarity. It's you ninnies giggling and thinking you're so clever. You're not. Go back to grad school. Assholes.

Thanks, Teach For America! <—-sarcasm

That's my strategy!