Sue the shit outta them. Wrongful termination.

I've got my Ph. D. I'm a Doctor of Phallosophy. :P

Thank you! Took me about 5 years. I'm all about dick diversity. :)

MEEEEE!!! :)

We must, we must, we must increase our bust!

My cat Ranger (RIP) used to do this!

Mark, you're great. I love the gross stuff. Do your thang! :)

That comment about getting a husband hurt my heart and my head.

UGH. In highschool, I volunteered for a nonprofit in my hometown. We had an extremely high teen pregnancy rate. With a grant, our teen-run group was able to place condom vending machines in local teen hangouts and people freaked the fuck out. Their argument was we were promoting sex....UM, NO DUMMIES!!! THEY'RE DOING…

I work in retail. I can assure you it's the same old shit.

I had a white man grab my ass RIGHT IN FRONT of his girlfriend. Who said nothing. WHAT THE FUCK. He is lucky I didn't break his jaw and she has serious issues.

I agree with this theory and would like to add that Solange and Jay had a secret relationship and Blue Ivy is really their lovechild.

I grew up witnessing my dad beating the shit out of my mom.

I live in Oakland and it is absolutely heartbreaking and awful seeing girls, yes GIRLS, on the street. Some piece of trash Johns were actually recruiting girls at a high school a couple years ago. At one East Oakland High school, parents there had to start safety walks to make sure their daughters weren't being…

Thanks for sharing! *goes off to read*

"a pervert of the highest order" I'm going to use that from now on. :)

It shames me (HS c/o 2004) that my generation is PROUD of being rude assholes.

This needs to happen in real life.

The amount of times I've actually, truly LOLed is rare.

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