"SHE DOESN'T EVEN GO HERE!"

Aw, I'm sorry for your loss.

Rihanna's a cunt.

Fuck you, I'm delicious.

You gotta be fucking kidding me...

Well fuck me. I KNEW high school musical existed in real life somewhere.

Yep, sweet, sweet sativa.

ScarJo, honey, you're an actress. Which is like, a step above popstar and and a rung below porn star.

OHHHHHH, that one was cruel, amazingly lineups!

So let me get this straight...nipples, a wig, a unicorn and a blunt (which, coincidentally is how I spent my Monday night)...YOU DISLIKE THIS WHY?!?

My first thought at seeing these guys was how handsome they are and how much they look like the guy I'm dating about. Then I thought about a 5 way. I'm a pervert.

#teamwalter

I've loved him since he was Hal! I'm unemployed and sad and this made my month.

Agreed. This story is not "weird and awesome" it's creepy and sad. My family is from Sinaloa (I'm actually distantly related to the Aispuro's) and drugs completely tore my family apart. This story sounds like some asshole with a bigger gun than his dick blows in and claims his prize. He came in with a militia and…

Whenever I am lonely, I'm going to motivate myself to be social by repeating "GET A FRIEND, SADDY!" in my head. :D Seriously!

Crap, my body looks like Jessica's...better skip this trend. :/

THANK YOU.

Yes! Shosh was very, very mean. Everything she said was true, though, so you can't fault her too much. They all had it coming. I think Adam's going to break up with Hannah soon.

I'm so sorry that happened to you. My little sister had childhood epilepsy and was molested by her doctor and to this day if I find him I will gladly punch him in the face.

My mom had a costume party for her 50th (dress as your favorite singer) and my uncle came as Jimi Hendrix IN BLACKFACE. I was mortified and had to explain to everyone who praised the costume why it was offensive. :/