"Young guys are afraid of women's bodies. 'My girlfriend's having her period. What do I do?' Fuck her in the period hole, you idiot. What's the dilemma? I don't give a shit. If you're having your period, come on over. I'm 41. I'll fuck the shit out of you. I'll drink the blood. Let's party." Louis C.K.

Goulian's second paragraph....GOLD. Made the mistake of reading while sipping water, almost choked.

Very interesting!

That made me feel icky.

My first thought, too. Fucking sadistic pigs.

Probably true, though he may just be an asshole and trying to justify it. Chicano culture has some really nasty misogynistic elements; if interested, check out some work by Xicana Feminist Gloria Anzaldua, she discusses it quite frankly and her whole book Borderlands/La Frontera was geared towards Chicanos to show…

Same thing happened to my friend, poor dears. </3

My (Mexican) grandma said the same thing to me.

I agree! I always wanted her to end up with Krum, AFTER they had both finished school and had awesome jobs. Krum needed some more substance to make Hermione interested in him. (edited for poor grammar)

I, for one, am RELIEVED to hear this.

I've yet to cut my dad off, but am building up to it.

This will forever haunt me. Gross!

No I don't make, I just eat!

You little rebel...you sound like a badass chick! :)

No recipe, sorry. I, too, was Catholic schooled...probably why I loved the Greek Mythology, I've always been a rebel. :P

As a bi lady, I love me some Sappho.

I will search for it on GT, thanks!

No but something was definitely off...

No but I'm intrigued...

OH GOD YES. I cannot ever be on a glass elevator. Willy Wonka and the Great GLass Elevator? HORROR STORY.