OMG I HAVE THE HIGH SCHOOL DREAM TOO.

This is so fucking awesome. I would LOVE to be a secret agent and play the dumb girl. Muahahahahha. And then when he's cuffed and being hauled away, I'd be all, "Who's the dumb one now, motherfucker."

L'Oreal Voluminous. Hands down every time. It makes my lashes look fake, and I have these wimpy, pathetic little stick lashes.

She looks FIERCE. She is giving us some Tabitha Coffey realness. Love it.

Perfect example of skinnyfat: Lindsay Lohan.

"Mickey is a lying sack of mouse shit."

Oh, man. Poor Jenna. This is heartbreaking. I really hope she can get some help and not have to return to the industry which she so clearly despises.

Shit, I do too. Last dude? 19. I'm 27. Team Leo.

Welp, the 10 year old me is pretty turned on right now.

I just love Leo. Smart, talented, activist who has rhythm, likes rap. He's too adorable. WHERE IS HIS OSCAR?!!!!

Right! Bad choice, Pocahontas.

Rogue! Simultaneously wanted to bone her and be her. Yep, I have issues.

Ranma from Ranma 1/2. Because I'm bi so I'd get to have sex with a hot dude and a hot chick. Win/win.

I'd totally fuck Kronk.

GAMBIT. So hot. And the accent? Swoon!

Jafar, no. Although I think he would be a freak in the sheets.

Holy shit...looking at Tyson's naked ass just gave me an orgasm.

Very interesting. Did not know any of that about Love. Sources please?

I AM PMSING. FUCK YOU FOR MAKING ME FEEL FEELS!!!

Fuck yeah, I can finally go to rehab!