I didn’t read The Virgin Suicides until years after I saw the movie (which I LOVE). Sofia captured the atmosphere of the novel perfectly and the slight changes she made perfectly acceptable. It is both one of my favorite novels and only one of 5 to make me cry and yet Sofia’s movie is equally good. One of the few…

Hooray, Sofia!

By “opera pigs,” I assume you mean Pigoletto.

Francis is a Jesuit. Jesuits are crafty and intelligent mofos - that’s one of the reasons they are frequently referred to as “God’s Marines.” If a Pope was gonna throw shade, I would actually think it would be him.

GOD. As someone living in France (but not a French citizen) with pretty ambivalent feelings about Macron, this is really making me appreciate him more and more...which I can’t help but think was his goal all along.

In the photo op with Theresa May (sitting side by side in chairs) he spoke English. In the same set up with Trump, he chose to speak French. Yes it was petty, yes it was amazing.

The Argument: My god. I almost don’t even want to say too much about it because some things are so beautiful they should be enjoyed and experienced in their purest state without any extra commentary or cutter. That, that was fucking incredible.

The Onion

THE EYE BROW RAISE!

The Pope also implied that Trump was fat when he greeted Melania. He asked her if she’s been feeding him some calorific and delicious looking cake thing(potica from her home country. She thought he said “pizza”.

Evidently there was also an incident with Macron in which maybe he should have spoken English in front of Trump, but chose to speak French instead.

“As the “couple” landed in Israel and strolled off...”

this moron can’t even get through a basic intelligence briefing without colorful pictures and a tablecloth to draw on.

And Zaphod Cheetolbrox does his “I’m right here” hand thing, then tries his handshake bullshit. Macron stops him, this gives him the “You did your best, sport” arm pat.

My god that handshake - he YANKS Macron towards him. Dying of cringe. You just know all of the other leaders are laughing about him - and Macron had the balls to do it to his face.

I can’t get the Twitter one to unembed, but all three of these should be sewn together into one super GIF.

And Macron doesn’t just go towards Angela first, they hold each other in a warm greeting and exchange kisses. Their bond is real, Donald. France and Germany are best friends and YOU CAN’T SIT WITH THEM.

Jesus, Trump. You are presumably the leader of the free world. Learn how to give a dignified handshake. Cringing.

It’s not just Donald Trump. It’s the fact that his being elected confirmed what many suspected all along about the modern US. There are 10s of millions of people whose beliefs align with his and they live all over the country.