Oh, fuck right off.

You’re thinking of Mark Duplass. He’s the Creep one (ha). This is Jay, his brother.

Because that’s definitely equivalent to what’s being discussed here. Oh wait, no, you’re just an ass.

The whole show was like that about everything, all the time. The real pull from this should be the horror of someone mentioning “Glee reboot” out loud. It was truly one of the worst shows ever made.

Yeah dude, we figured.

I’m starting to think y’all don’t know what that phrase means, lol. A well thought out description of the flaws of this movie ain’t pearl clutching, you dink.

You know, not all horror fans love every sub genre of horror. They probably saw the movie because they enjoy horror, but the “gore for gores sake” stuff is pretty shit usually. I’m not sure why pointing that out is such a problem.

Eeeh I strongly disagree. I absolutely loved it and the slow pacing really built up the tension imo. 

It’s just a little kid crying for like 90 mins. I find it an upsetting movie and I truly don’t get why anyone likes it.

Agreed. Jumbled, unfocused, and mostly just descriptions of scenes. Why is it a C? Couldn’t tell you after reading this review.

Well this sucks. What a joyful treasure he was in everything he did. RIP.

Two days later and no one still knows what the fuck you were talking about. (Not that we ever do.)

This is actually all really good advice, imo. I don’t want to see the cute, flirty, charming guy in the kinds of dour and depressing roles he keeps taking.

Agreed, on both counts.

So, either the people behind this don’t get why it became a cult classic (because the sexy babe angle is only part of it) or they do and they’re going to try to manufacture campiness. Which NEVER works. Either way, this doesn’t bode well. (Though I would say that is pretty good casting.)

That is a supremely gross fucking comment. Like what she does in her private life has any bearing on her professional one? Like there’s no difference there, she doesn’t have any agency? She may be sexually active too, does that make her a hypocrite for then refusing to be in a porno? Wtf kind of disgusting logic is…

Ooo, I hated it too. It just felt like a totally fictionalized and unrelated serial killer side story was added on to make people actually interested in an otherwise fairly dry retelling of the history of the Worlds Fair, which was the main story. It truly just didn’t feel like the author gave a shit at all about the…

Try scraping off your thin veneer of edgelord and maybe then you can acknowledge that this would be cool even if it wasn’t branded in that way. 

How much privacy can they actually want if they willingly are subjecting themselves to living under a homeowners association?

-said the boring asshole. Adding my own hot take: literally every holiday is meaningless and shitty if you yourself don’t add meaning to it. Duh.