Have you considered never commenting on the internet ever again? Maybe think it over.

Thank you! Hemlock Grove is absolute garbage. Unwatchable, truly.  (Penny Dreadful was pretty terrible also, despite great production design and like, one good performance.)

The hell it is. 

I actually agree (with the first part at least). There is just so many friggin’ commas.

The Cave you are talking about is . . . not good. It’s about as aggressively mediocre as they come for horror movies, really.

This is unbelievably off-putting, dude.

Oh ffs, he looks fine. He was/is a fair haired white man. This is just how they look when they get older. All their hair just starts to resemble wispy clouds.

Megan Stalter is ballsy af and I commend her. No bra?? Sheer on a bigger girl?? Get it.

Wow, I absolutely loathe every single thing about this. Also, once again, how the fuuuuuuuuuck is this a “live action” remake when 99% of everything in this trailer is animated? I hate this fucking cash grab garbage.

You have good opinions about this and I just think you should know that.

I take that as literally useless because it doesn’t confirm or deny what the movie is actually about in any conceivable way. (Which was, you know, the actual topic of this thread.)

I wish you wouldn’t post your stupid and wrong opinions on the internet so often.

Oh, fuck all the way off.

You clearly have no idea of the kind of adults kids like that actually grow up to be. Gimme da gorbage. (But freeze dried marshmallows are still pretty shitty.)

I . . . don’t like you.

Eh. It’s the service I often have the least luck finding new stuff on. And since I’ve watched everything else on there already (boy do I wish I a exaggerating), and since I hate watching currently airing stuff, it’s just no longer on a “constantly need to be subscribed” basis for me anymore.

Uh, I’m an old AVClub user too and I could not disagree more with your characterization here. Old AVClub was full of gen-x hipster nostalgia humpers who loved THE CINEMA. (As well as TV lovers too.) That’s some real selective memory ya got there.

Please watch Future Man. That is all I have to add.

Jesus fucking Christ, are you not coming off the way you think you are here, dude.

How can we NOT think that as The Flash continues to be allowed to move forward despite the absolute insanity surrounding Ezra Miller?? Like, it’s not even subtle, so I AM saying it. This is some racist and sexist bullshit.