I absolutely agree with your analysis here.

Perfection.

Ah yes, the opposite of males: nonmales.

Yeeeeah, I’m gonna need to see your your movie ticket stub here because this seems very “feelingy” and not very “proofy”.

At least they gave evidence to back their opinions.

Lol. It is not physically possible for me to give less of a shit about what Werner Herzog thinks about absolutely anything. He’s so fucking performative at this point anyway.

I definitely think there is an element of man-babyness here buuuuuuut . . . i just don’t think is very good. The story feels both rushed and unfocused, and the genre bending doesn’t seem purposeful enough to be anything but confusing. The visuals are gorgeous but some of the dialogue is just super awkward and…

For a split second I thought it was Brian Thompson (from the X Files).

Jennifer Lopez can pay people to defend her. Lots of boot-licky comments on this article. Eat the rich. Especially the whiny, thin skinned ones.

Kind of feel like this needed to be said though. Lopez has consistently tried to sell us a lie about both her talent and her authenticity. Why should we just accept that in the name of civility?

Fully agree. I am baffled.

Jfc, this is what passes for discourse here now. You literally just called Jodie fucking Foster a bitch and people are here acting like that’s normal and sane. Get a fucking grip, dude.

Thank you! Thought I was going crazy over here.

Counterpoint: the Amazon video ads had already been pissing me off for a long while now that this was the tipping point. I canceled my membership. (I also do not believe at ALL that these ads will be presented like the Amazon video ads were. They’re trying to go back to the cable tv model.)

In a list made of pure garbage you have still managed to produce the worst take here. Truly astounding.

I found it creepy and atmospheric but 10 minutes was still enough, looking back. It went absolutely nowhere else (and I mean that both figuratively and quite literally).

Jury Duty was, surprisingly, feel-good tv that wasn’t maudlin or cutesy. I also think it deserved a spot.

NERD RAAAAAGGEEEEEE

Big surprise.

They literally are. They don’t have the funding anymore to hire actual trained writers and reviewers that would generate traffic due to having unique povs and interesting analyses. So instead they now make ranked AI lists that have the barest connection to current pop culture trends and fuck with the rankings to…