Yeah, that’s not what they said. They said there are fringe beliefs on both sides, which is true. But words like lunatic and idiot are pretty meaningless at a certain point and you have definitely found that point right here. I’m not sure vaccines causing autism is any less batshit insane than a child porn ring in a…

Omg, that header pic. The cross has a wheel on it. Guys, it’d just be too much of a BURDEN for him to bear without it. You know, unlike a GODDAMNED HUMAN CHILD. Ffs, honestly. 

Wow. So you chose an article about this horrible piece of dogshit essentially getting ready to sacrifice American lives for the mere IDEA of money to actually type the phrase “In Tr*mp’s defense . . . .” What a massive asshole you are. And to add on to that, what you have written here adds NOTHING to this…

The “look away” argument would normally fill me with mild disgust and eye rolling at its naive stupidity and blind ignorance (since the show just so randomly and cynical “happens” to follows the news of Disney laying off all its theme park employees even though as a company it’s worth more than many countries yearly gd…

Jezebel (past, present, future writers all) should never be allowed to write about vaping in any capacity, ever. Dangerously irresponsible every. single. time. Fuck all of you, sincerely, in every single way. Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.

Libertarian wasn’t thinking about the consequences of all that gun culture when he was campaigning for every jackass in the land to live like that: treating them like toys, firing them at other people and animals for fun, no safety measures at all, mixing them with drugs and alcohol, and giving them to anyone who…

Eh. More like brain dead from too many drugs and probably not too bright to begin with (or just so open minded that his brain has fallen out). Sorry, but he is still defending his asshole boss to this day. And he knowingly worked with Joe while Joe did illegal shit, killed animals under their care, and did all the…

I don’t think anyone is going to read it that way. There’s literally no reason McHale would give a quote about that, speaking for someone else mentioned in the same sentence, and that’s a common way to lead into a quote anyway.

Eh, I think it was heavily implied that Cowie was more into the booze, so I think I believe him as well.

Healthy? You go too far, sir. 

I have an objection to dipshits who lack the fundamental knowledge that just because something is a law doesn’t make it moral. See the classic example of slavery.

When we create a legal system that exists to protect the rich and punish the poor there will always be an inherent moral difference when rich people steal…

You are the worst.

I don’t get Wingstop. I’ve been to two different locations, 750 miles apart. More than once to both those locations. Tiny wings, embarrassingly overcooked. Like, to the point the FLATS were overcooked on one occasion. How do you overcook a flat!? And the drums were always tough, stringy, and dry as the Sahara.

The…

If it’s a coating/crust issue make sure you are patting your chicken down before coating it (nothing is gonna stick to wet and/or slimy chicken) and let it come up a little closer to room temperature before too. Letting your chicken sit for a few minutes afterwards can also help dry the coating a little and seal it in…

As a girl growing up in the 90s in the south, nerd culture was for guys and even then, I never met another single person around my age who read MAD. I guess it was already passe by then. But I was a big fan and Mort’s style will always be instantly recognizable to me.

Even without being directly related the virus, the…

I’ve commented around on the other choices I disagree with but I will also add, Josh Gad is a bad choice. I’ve never seen him play subtle and the campaign manager is subtle. He was funny to me in that, he comes off as the sane one until you realize he’s the libertarian asshole fully supportive of the batshit insane…

No one is disagreeing with ya there, bud.

David Morse. Nice. The thing about Jeff Lowe is he’s a classic pathetic bald, tiny dicked, insecure old-man desperately clinging to his youth mixed with a sociopathic con man BUT he’s also a soft spoken tree sloth. I think David Morse could pull that off.

I agree strongly with everything except Sudeikis. Antle had a certain middle-aged “fit fat guy” look to him that Sudeikis doesn’t have yet. Drug or steroid face bloat + tan + fit fat guy + stark white hair + crazy eyes. I do think PSH would have been PERFECT.

She’s got the crazy eyes, that’s it. Carole Baskins is plump and middle aged.