Omg, Louie Anderson! Yessss. I find Cameron Britton deeply attractive, face, body, VOICE. I found James Garretson the most repugnant human being on the face of the earth. Also, Britton is a giant. That’s a terrible physical match. Anderson would be a better physical match and he would better play the sad clown aspect…

It’s Travolta or it’s no one, lol. Will Ferrell has an unfocused, manic energy. It’s great, it works well for many things. Antle was focused like a laser and he had the crazy eyes.

Amanda Seyfried as a young Carole Baskins. The resemblance was uncanny in my mind. I truly believe Carole Baskins is one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen in my entire life. She fuckin’ GLOWS in the pictures they show of her as a younger woman.

Mmmm Amanda Green. Gwendoline Christie. Done.  (My heart says Gillian Anderson, but I know that’s not right. I’m just a pervert.)

You’re out of your mind. People don’t just forget psychological trauma. The United States hasn’t experienced something like this since our grandparents time, or in the younger generations, great-grandparents at this point. And people certainly didn’t go back to “normal” after WWII or the Great Depression. It changed…

My Mother recorded, in a sound studio, a version of a John Prine song in her beautiful, clear alto voice when she was just seventeen years old. Right around the time her own mother was murdered in a domestic violence dispute. She sang his songs to me and my sibling our whole childhoods.

She can’t play anymore because…

Aaaaaand now you’ve finally crossed the line into crazy town. There is no reality that exists where kidnapping and raping someone is a rational act, under any context.

Holy hell.

I need someone more knowledgeable than me about this lawsuit to explain if this makes any sense. Because to me it just sounds batshit insane. Are there legal back dealings here I’m not aware of? Or is this the giant “fuck you” to the artists it sounds like?

Boy, I never in a million years thought I’d see Salo referenced the way it is here. I’m gonna have to HARD disagree with your interpretation. This sounds EXACTLY like the faux-artsy shock bullshit/misery porn of Salo, just minus the gore and plus more actual porn. Fuck everyone who makes this kind of crap.

Yes. For one, the practical side, your purchase of their art in whatever form it may be puts money into their pockets. Money that gives them more power, power to further whatever shitty agendas they have. Think of some total piece of shit like Jenny McCarthy. What massive, unimaginable consequences her actions have…

Oo, oo, I got this one. What is, “A thing you couldn’t pay me to listen to?”

If there is a line between high concept anti-comedy and tiresome bullshit, I’m pretty sure this is it.

Wow, really giving us the behind the scenes reporting we crave on media we definitely are interested in.

Jesus H. Christ indeed.

Well, he looks like he needs to be brushed. And if his breath is that bad, he might be having tooth problems. So. Buy a cat toothbrush or just a tiny toothbrush or finger cap brush for pets. You can find a pet/cat safe toothpaste or just use the brush at first. (Look up how to get him acclimated to the brush.) And buy…

Also, please stop letting Rich contribute.

Ashley Reese, always bringing the joy! Loved the matching sweaters, and it was an energizing song.

So this guy’s hair just always looks like that, no matter the color. Huh.

I’m in awe of how evil you are.

Omg, thank you for that information!!!! I had been using the stupid service to listen to the pro-version too, and I really missed the ads. Can’t BELIEVE I missed the Funky Factable. I never knew that about the human penis . . . .

Dave looks funny and I’m really into Feel Good. Motherland sounds awful (that title alone, good god) but the trailer is so wild, idk. Breeders seems like a rip-off of Catastrophe, except it did not seem funny in the slightest.