Oh no doubt. To be clear, I always think it’s just pearl clutching. It distracted from Barbie, suddenly Barbie during that time period was the squeaky-clean one. *massive eye roll* And as I pointed out above, no one has a problem with these nightmare body-horror Monster High dolls with their stick arms and contorted…

God, I loathe those. My husband actually went to high school with someone who does those and I was prepared to rip her a new one, but turns out she’s legit masterful.

But where are the outcry for those nightmare sculpts? They are so freakishly proportioned the hands have to be removed to put clothes on them and the…

No. “Haunting” isn’t a real thing and adults projecting adult shit onto stuff for children* is dumb and rude. Stop it.

Doll week sucks. (I say this as someone who loves dolls. Y’all could done better.)

*Or stuff for other sad adults.

You know what? I was gonna try to be snarky, but you came on here and made a fat joke and eighteen people starred it.

Just fucking die.

Doll week stressin’ me out.

All articles like this ever make me think is I hate academia, people who seriously collect things, ironic detachment, and ken dolls.

I love barbies tho. They’re toys!!! Just play with them!!!!! Gah!!!

It’s worth nothing coming second hand from you, you racist p.o.s. Your agenda could not be more transparent. You’ve been outed. GTFO.

Maybe not the best way to start an article like this. What’s legal does not equal what right or what’s moral. A seventeen year old is a child. I know, because I had a seventeen year old daughter once, not to mention was one myself once upon a time.

My kid (now an adult) liked Glee and painting her nails and sneaking…

Because if those famous, high profile sexual predators have to face consequences then it might mean that someone might come after regular, every day average-Joe sexual predators next.

And we really, really know why these kinds of guys on here don’t want that to happen. If the famous dudes with money and power can’t get…

I too like to pretend women are always on the right side of this argument, don’t ever have their own personal interests in mind, never have internalized misogyny of their own, and/or are never just plain stupid. Because in that fantasy world, you and I are right: he’s innocent! Wee! Beep ba doop! Also in that world, I…

Good ol’ sticking up for rich and powerful sex predators just because they have the same kind of genitals you do. A true classic. Never gets old.

Evil really does have a face, doesn’t it? You just can’t fake those eyebrows.

First of all, fuck Jim Spanfeller, et al.

Next, I whole wholeheartedly reject the idea that we must accept the idea that foie gras is inherently delicious. It’s like Ellen butt-sucking up to Dubya. People who do evil things are inherently evil, no matter how many hard candies they keep in their pockets. Food made…

This seems like very good casting, imo. I feel like it will “fit” him well. Also, I find him dreamy.

Well said.

Like they’d dare to say a word. 

Yeah, I’m not too sure about her but man . . . this costume is perfection. 

Same! Jalopnik and especially Deadspin have/had writers so clever and engaging (not to mention willing to write about things outside their specific sphere as well) that I actually clicked on CAR and SPORTS articles. CARS and SPORTS. I mean, never in a million years . . . .

These fucking million dipshits won’t be happy…

It’s a bit too risque for me as an adult now but I thought it was funny then [even though it originally aired in 2006].

Eh, I’ve heard it’s good. Alex Brightman seems wildly charismatic.