People who work hard and have passion for jobs that suck and treat them like shit are not, generally speaking, nice or well adjusted people. Dwight was a psychopathic asshole in the office. His stuff with the beet farm made a lot more sense though- he seemed happy and in his element there, if still nuts.

But when you…

That’s the twist.

No, the twist is YOU cry ugly over it, and your girlfriend is extremely embarrassed by it.

Thank you for posting this so I didn’t have to follow my morbid curiosity and look it up.

It’s nonsensical yet still manages to be homophobic. What an accomplishment. Lol.

Gee, I wonder what your thoughts on glasses are? Or lasik. Or tonsil/appendix removal. Mastectomies. Plastic surgery. Organ transplants. Dental work. Limb amputation.

Oh wait, I don’t care because you’re an ignorant, hateful idiot whose opinion on something you’ll never experience matters less than zero percent. No 1…

I know nothing about this, the source material, or the actors in it. But as I was reading this I bet myself the “wrong character” in question was going to be a bland-ass white boy, and whaddaya know, I was right. Oh, and he has a vague damsel in distress related goal? Soooooooooooo fucking original.

It’s just not good…

Please write this movie. This is AMAZING. 

That legitimately sounds like a great body horror film. Like reduce the protagonist down over the run time till they’re just a head and spine with organs attached, thumping against a wall. “Can’t kill me, brah! I’m invincible” Awesome.

I JUST realized she voices Missy in Big Mouth, and not Jessi. I thought she did Jessi this whole time and was so disappointed b/c Jessi’s voice acting sucks and she’s usually so much better than that. Omg, what is wrong with me?

Yeah, I have mixed feelings about that show but the Missy character is great and her…

I think she has a point though. I don’t know anything at all about Charles Rocket beyond that one SNL story. I know a a whole bunch of her work now and yet here she is being asked this same damn thing. And that’s the point- the article itself acknowledges her body of work yet it’s still about this stupid boring thing.

…

You’re like bigfoot, nessie, and chupacabra in that you are a MONSTER.

EVERYTHING YOU’VE WRITTEN HERE IS SO MUCH BETTER AND I’M SO MAD NOW.

Yes, get caramel on his sweater. That is very naughty and MOTHER WILL BE VERY DISPLEASED.

Boy, there’s just no way to make that not sound sexual. Yikes.

I had to pop in to see if some sort of wizardry was happening because I don’t actually watch this show but, Tim Robbins looks AMAZING. Wtf Tim Robbins. These are the long term payoffs of having a baby face. MMmmph.

Hey, this stuff always outs a few terrible/crazy commenters and for that, I’m grateful.

My son in law is an emotionally abusive piece of dog shit and it turns out, just instinctively from all my years of interneting, when he tried to use his same tactics on me recently on a visit to my daughter a few weeks ago, not engaging was also the best way to piss him off. (He’s also a right-wing fuck-wad, though…

Number one, look up the paradox of tolerance. You know not of which you speak.

Number two, omg guyzz, when is the last time we had such a pure, concentrated dose of crazy around here? It’s been a while, right? Just like old times. *nostalgic sigh*

You think this is our first time around the block with people like you? This “just asking questions” faux innocent bullshit is LITERALLY what this garbage doc being reviewed is about, you clown. Gtfo with this noise.

“And you will feel a lot less sorry about the atom bombs after this.”

Jesus fucking christ. This comment thread is a fucking disaster area.

I think 13 is probably an OK age, but uh . . . season 5, episode 16, “The Body”. You still gotta treat that shit like “a very special episode”. That’ll mess a kid (or adult) up. Maybe do some pre-show prep on that one.