@NefariousNewt: Read this book. The author, a Baptist preacher and Wake Forest professor, spoke at my college. It was an awesome talk. I haven't read the book yet, but I'm getting it this week. [www.amazon.com]

Oh, my dad's "Christian" new girlfriend keeps calling Obama the "antichrist" in her thick, ear-grating Long Island accent.

Putting the FUN in fundamentalist. Cajun Boy linked to this yesterday, and it was a fascinating piece: [www.rollingstone.com]

@Jadoremonchat: Oh yeah, alllll the smug anti-choice bitches I've met (who've never been on a date with a boy because it's evil) are convinced that every woman who gets an abortion is "trapped." Like, if you get an abortion, you know NOTHING about the implications and the evil pro-choicers force you into it. And…

I just read the whole thing, cause you can zoom in on it and see it closer. Teaching girls to respect their body is great. But you can have sex and still respect your body, dickheads.

Creepy abstinence magazine talks about giving yourself away to your husband as a wedding gift. This is only the first page. Eeek.

I'm just praying they don't come out with a sequel..... (unless it has more Poughkeepsie-ing in pants).

UGHH Ali is every single bitchy, huge attitude-y, overly made-up, 14 year old I HAVE EVER MET. I can't even watch this crap. It brings me back to junior high when all the popular girls wore Coach sneakers and gave dirty looks to everyone.

Did anyone read those young-adult Babysitter's Club novels? They took place in Cali, and Dawn was trying to deal with her 13 year old angst and where Sunny's mom died and she turned to alcohol? Anyways, their best guy friend was named Duckie and now whenever I hear that name all I think of is those books.

MAAAJOR bitchface on main pussycat.

Ashanti? Is this a time warp to 2001? Where's my pink Manolo-Timbalands?

@jenalicious: Seriously. You'd think the conservative christian camp wouldn't want their daughters displaying their sexual preferences on their SWEATPANTS.

Fuck that "True Love Waits" shit.

Dooney and Burke is WASP-y? The only people I've seen wearing it are tacky Long Island moms. Who bought a matching purse for their 16-year-old and another matching one for their 6-year-old.

Ooh Ooh find the other 70's Disney film I saw about puberty!!! (This was in 1998. I guess our school's health budget wasn't very big).

@ztifhael: "Should a new mom be forced to have two kids under two because someone else has decided it's morally wrong for her to control her own body, even with circumstance gets the better of her?"

I don't know if they all keep the cars. A friend-of-a-friend knows the girl from Dix HIlls who had the Persian-Egyptian themed party at that cheesy club.

Oh, also one of my evil ex-roommates had shit-tons of clothes. She always said they were designer, but when I was taking her laundry out of the washing machine, they all had Forever 21 tags.

My friend once had this really cool black-and-white henna-like skirt from the Gap. It was awesome and I always wanted to steal it from her.

@whynotshesaid: Definitely. I used to be anti-choice, until the possibility of me becoming pregnant came up. (My friends started having sex, I got a boyfriend, and I realized that pregnancy was a very real possibility).