I actually find Bitch to be an awesome magazine, completely relevant to my issues and not reminiscent of "First year Women's Studies" at all.

I love the contrast between Carmen Cass (spelling?) and Dina Lohan. Oh look, it's Carmen, with no makeup on, unpretentious hair, looking gorgeous. Let me scroll down. HOLY SHIT IT'S A TANGERINE WITH A BAD WEAVE.

@Cuteasabutton: When I was little, I was kind of a drama freak and would go into the city and see Broadway shows all the time. I would get SO MAD that the Broadway stars were virtually unknown, and that Britney Spears was famous.

Yeah, my divorced wife and I brought our little children to our family friend's murder trial. And then we kind of made them take sides. And my wife glared at them in the courtroom to make them feel worse.

Last week, the bf and I went to the beach. (North shore Long Island beach, however. Rocks galore. And seashells. My feet are still recovering).

Oh, we had the "classier" studio called Fashion Shots, which was in it's own little building. They tramped me up good, and my mom thought it was "so cute." The soft-focus lighting, the feather boas?

@nerdette314159: The usual argument for ALL of those situations by the anti-choicers is "Well she shoulda thought about that before she opened her legs."

Yay! I saw her stuff on feministing and tried to google her, to no avail. Thanks, Dodai!

@WantToTouchtheWahine: Oh god, thanks for saying this. My mom has BPD and I'm always, always scared I'm going to turn into her.

That gentleman's mustache is spectacular.

@angelheadedhipster: "It might bring out your inner diva, your inner woman, like POW".

Sorry, Nikki's friend. I don't find your fake tan, fake blonde fake extensions, fake nails, 10 pounds of eyeliner and mascara, and silicone orbs shoved under your skin "feminine" or "womanly".

I wrote a letter to Britney Spears, complete with sparkly frog stickers, because I wanted to be her best friend.

All the "goods" make my current uniform of t-shirts, shorts, no makeup, and flip flops look really, really bad. Damn you, gorgeous fashionistas!

@ronaldpagan: I read that article too, ugh.

One last thought:

P.S. Can we stop calling them "Pro-Life"?

@SarahMC: I sort of agree with you. I read an article awhile ago, linked by a commenter on Jezebel, in which abortion doctors spoke of the many, many women who protested outside their clinics just to come in for an abortion, while harassing the doctors, calling them murderers, insisting that their situation was…

Yeah, because the weeks-old fetus is totally worth an eleven year old's tiny body getting ravaged by nine months of pregnancy and subsequent childbirth.

@mocksun: The one good thing I ever heard from my racist, homophobic, usually-sexist Sunday School teacher back in the day was that high-heels are bad for women. Because they make it harder for you to walk in general or to run away if you need to, therefore making it harder for a woman who is being attacked to defend…