@haguenite: Exactly. I'm not "anti-life." I intend to have children some day. I don't go snatching up babies from strollers and eating them. I just think it should be my time to decide when I have kids, not some old white male politician or some bible-thumper.

The anti-choicers don't give a shit about these awful, sickening stories of coat-hanger abortions.

I don't know what's worse.

@wigglepuppy: Seriously. My mom has periods of loving me and seeing me every day for months and then ignoring me and pretending I don't exist for months. It's a fucking emotional rollercoaster I've been on since I was five that NEVER ENDS.

Seriously this is kind of offensive.

@MeanReds: WORD. Thanks for eloquently saying what I'm not-so-eloquently thinking.

@StratfordX: I agree with O'Connor. He says " She will change it by becoming an agent of reform, by using her victory to convince men to start measuring a woman by her skill instead of her bra size."

@shelbs: Exactly.

After a spectacularly shitty freshman year, the one thing I will remember fondly is my professors. They were intelligent, funny, and gave me someone to talk to other than sororstitutes and fratdouches.

Taylor Momsen: Stop being so god damned pretty.

@tonightineed: "Fox is fair and balanced!! Look! They have Alan Combs! Your liberal socialist professors indoctrinated your mind with mush!"

@RyanB: ahahah That's my new slogan. "SUCK MAH LABIA, MOTHAFUCKAZ!"

@Trixie from Toronto: Exactly. Instead of people saying, "Yeah, you're right. Calling you a fat cunt bitch is WRONG," It will turn into, "She put herself out there! It's a political campaign! Take what you get! Fair game! blahblahblah."

Best. One. Yet.

@SarahMC: I JUST sent that to the editors like five minutes ago.

@Russell's old room: Sex with a minor is considered rape. If you cannot consent, it is considered rape.

@JessicaLovejoy: I think God put you here to test *my* faith...: Well, if you say something like "Well, the girl was just two years shy of seventeen", it's *totally* fine, right?

@PinkSoxHat: You know how a lot of pro-choicers have taken to calling the "pro-life" movement anti-choice? Because they're literally anti-choice? Well I've heard them call us "anti-life." You know, cause we're babykillers. And roam the streets finding innocent infants to snatch up and eat. I'm in ur neighborhood,…

@misssgolightly: I realize that I said "stock up on the condoms now ladies" twice in two sentences. Really, I'm going to take a nap.

Well, this signifies it's time for me to take a nap.