...I wonder if escorts advertise in their classifieds section... Celebrations and obituaries are just specialized classifieds, paid for in the same way, with private people and business paying money for ad space. To stand in the way of that is just douchey.

Eh, whatever. I'm 37, and am constantly mistaken for being a decade younger. Around the age of 35, I went through a self-improvement phase (that many women at this age do, I think). This resulted in me becoming vegan (dropping 35 lbs in the process) , shedding a 12 year broken relationship, and starting my life anew.…

I've noticed the same thing...men's gymnastic events are such that produce the perfect specimens of the human male form (and how); women's events demand a tiny (stunted?), heavily muscled body. It makes sense to me: as a female gymnast, you need a low center of gravity and the strength to resist the awesome forces…

No, I see it happening in much the same way...when a celebrity dies, you never hear anyone say "Eh, whatever. He was a total douche canoe anyway." No, suddenly that person is granted quasi-sainthood; the more troubled or trouble-making they were in life, the more pity they are granted in death. His loss will be filed…

Three words: Anna Nicole Smith.

Blows this right out of the water...

I say we build one big handbasket and all go together. It will save us on tolls.

For what it's worth, I'm with you on this. I find it fucking depressing that Miss America is "the largest non-profit scholarship organization for women in the world". The fact that this vapid, homogenized pageantry is exactly what is looked for in (female) elected officials is equally depressing. 'You want money for…

Bred, not bread. Sorry. /grammarnazi

Your reaction just kind of reminds me how, after learning I was ranked 35th out of 518 students in my high school graduating class, my father responded that it was because I went to a "stupid school".

So when does this contraception coverage thing become effective? I've had my eye on a brand new shiny IUD for some time now...