None of his tweets have ever made sense tbh.

Someone come get your Woke Bae ;)

Dude finds "butt lovers" funny at almost 30 and he's surprised? Newsflash: your taste in jokes will not get better after the big 3-0.

Dermot Mulroney?

Pin this on the Republicans all you want, Dems played on this fear of black criminality as well. Private prisons skyrocketed beginning in Clinton’s era. Federal sentencing got tougher and continued to be discriminatory as well.

I was singing Oooga Booga Big! Ooga Booga Strong! to myself the other day and my husband was so confused

Fun story, I saw him at a bistro in Santa Monica several years back. He was all surfer-looking out. Quite that change from his tailored suits. And yes, he is resplendent in person (his hair was perfect).

Henry. Henry. In the words of the great Donna Meagle, “You fine but ya simple”

So, I realize this is a pretty minor point in this whole hot mess, but, IF YOU REFER TO GROWNASS WOMEN AS “GIRLS,” YOU MUST REFER TO THEIR MALE COUNTERPARTS AS “BOYS” YOU FUCKING TWATWAFFLE. So irritating.

I think that he was super attractive in the Tudors, but that was well before he became famous enough for people to actually start listening to what’s coming out of his mouth. Idiocy has a tendency to make even the prettiest of faces ugly...

I for one happily slogged through The Tudors, and still didn’t make the connection that the Duke of Suffolk is Superman.

He’s white, male, and reasonably good-looking if you ignore the dead soulless eyes. Somehow he’s gotten to this point in life without having to think, and it’s time for homeboy to realize that if he has nothing to contribute (because God knows he isn’t a good actor), he should just shut up and look pretty.

oh god me too! i think i saw him riding a bike down the street one time, and i cursed my inability to run fast after him...

Mmhmm! I would have peed on him.

Yes he was hilarious. I was wondering if Tina would write him into Kimmy Schmidt.

What is the calculus that makes one think losing a job in a grocery store and being turned down constitute a ruined life? The kind of calculus that blames your victim. dumbass.

It’s such an easy narrative to latch onto because it’s SO prevalent. 90% of rom-coms have the “nice guy” storyline and obviously you’re supposed to root for him. It’s ridiculous.

I was probably a Level 1.5 Nice Guy for several years, until I met someone who straight up told me, “you got a pretty shitty way of treating women.”

Are you seriously saying she caused this by not shutting him down in the “right” way? If you’re saying that, that is really fucked up. Because she did everything right and it still wasn’t enough.