Anyone who says Heidi Klum isn’t a 10 anymore is right—she’s an F, because she’s broken base-10 and moved us straight to hexidecimal

Heidi Klum loves Halloween like Halloween deserves to be loved. I can’t wait to see what craziness she’ll become this year.

It’s like they can’t get over she’s a hot chick and the way they used her showed it.

This. What did this girl do to the Internet gods to deserve a bad picture at the bottom of every fucking website? Has anyone ever clicked on this link? WHAT DOES DONALD NOT WANT US TO KNOW ABOUT HER?

My sister got an MBA from a fancy school, and said it was very much the ambition of some of the bros that the MBA gets them into a higher tier of the business world, and that allows them access to, erm, “better p*&^y”. Ah, menz. The women were more like I need this MBA to just get into the goddamn door.

Not in the shower, but a huge glass of wine is necessary for a long, hot, relaxing bath. Food though? Never.

Which in turn comes from a Proto-Indo-European word meaning “cold,” as in “this is the time it starts to get cold.” So while both are just descriptions of what happens at a particular time of year, “fall” has some descriptive power in a modern language but “autumn” is completely devoid of meaning unless you happen to…

Honestly I think it was like, look at Taylor swift. She is young. I can’t believe I had kids and a marriage at that young age.

Also, did we need any additional motivation? Because motherfucking slavery isn’t motivation enough?

My cutie mark is throbbing with delight!

I learn something new every day.

Gonna get that book; thanks!

With comments like that, it sounds like Jon Lovitz is running for President.

If your friends and family believe you could get engaged to a man over 30 years your senior without them knowing, maybe reevaluate your life choices.

I’m going to go with hate it, because there are ways of addressing sexual assault and creating safe spaces that end up being counterproductive or making women’s lives worse.

Thanks, I will add this book to my Amazon wish list.

Men who hate women, hate them, because they fear our power, and one of the only ways they feel they can control us, is to control our bodies. The thing that scares these men so much is the idea of women not needing a man. If a woman can have sex whenever and wherever she wants, then she is free to reject a man or…

B listing is the rudest thing I’ve ever heard. And I only heard of it when I started wedding planning - it made me sad that it was common enough to be a concept.

This is a thing of beauty. Emily Gilmore is my everything.

Arg. I can’t deal with the word “Balancing” being slapped across such a crooked stance. She’s not even holding anything that would necessitate being askew to balance. I’m sure that was a purposeful ☆~design decision~☆ but they’re trolling us right? Is that supposed to be cute/relatable? My shoulders look kinda like…