When Satanists are more humanists than Protestants.

2016 is when Satanists are the good guys.

What? An early miscarriage is mostly blood and gunk? There’s no perfectly formed miniature baby to put in a super cute miniature casket?

Maybe if we paint the robots brown, they’ll start railing against them instead of Mexican farmhands.

I think there’s a way to balance it out so they receive and they give. We try not to do excessive Christmases. They are getting a Lego set and a book and a stocking. But they also participate in a huge amount of giving - we help out at the food bank and the women’s shelter. Most of the focus of the month is on how we…

I’m 27 weeks pregnant. All tests have been good so far but you better believe that if my health was endangered in this last trimester we would make the decision to abort. Because my adult female life matters too god-fucking-damnit! It would be a heartbreaking decision for us, we really want this little person in our…

I have a new OB and she told me on our first meeting that their practice does 18 week anatomy scans instead of 20 week scans because of the law in South Carolina that limits abortions past 20 weeks. She said it’s not medically the most ideal thing to do the scan two weeks early, but they hope that any major anomalies…

You cut all of the funding for places that provide discounted and free contraception. Now I’m pregnant. What am I going to do?

It is insidious because these assholes ignore science and the heartfelt tales of numerous women who made the agonizing decision to end a wanted pregnancy because it wasn’t going to result in a healthy child!

Maybe they asked for the list so they can promote them?

Effective yet shitty way to get more subs. I have 0 respect for this guy even before this stunt and it isn’t improving. I just find him annoying.

Because this

I would definitely buy this “rock” if the SKU description would read as follows:

As an official White Person From Connecticut™, I can brook much of this ribbing in good humor. My tartans and cakes and mug toppers will survive this onslaught of Magaryisms. My holiday good cheer will continue apace and my cup will runneth over with nasty-ass truffle oils while I listen to the Non-specific Winter…

Dear Ina,

Managing Editor Nancy Gibbs wrote that for some, Trump’s victory “represents a long-overdue rebuke to an entrenched and arrogant governing class;”

I wonder what team he’s on / which building his family donated / which administrator is his parent / how bright and promising his future is.

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