I wonder what team he’s on / which building his family donated / which administrator is his parent / how bright and promising his future is.
YOOOOUUUUU AND MMAAAEEEEE. MAAAEEEEEEEE AND YOOOOUUUUUUUU
In the United States, there are no such things as facts.
Idk about atheist and feminist, but you’re definitely a troll.
Texas: Where we care until birth, then fuck you.
Real or fake?
If you can decorate, you can be minister of interior .
“Who’s there?”
If it’s a true dad joke, then it’s “Hu’s there?”
That has got to be the most boring account of an“alien encounter” I’ve ever read. There’s no way there could be any rational explanation for that at all, nope.
Did he try saying “Who’s there?” I feel like we might be missing out on some potential Alien Dad Humor.
The same people you hear that refrain from, “because this is where we’ve always lived and why should we move or do something so that we can make money, they just need to bring the jobs back” are the same ones who say people in countries with famine and drought should just up and move someplace else.
My holiday card this year says “Happy Holidays” in ten different languages and I’m giving them to all my miserable Republican neighbors along with $25 donated to “liberal” causes in their names.
I want to have whirlwind romance with her where it ends in a knife fight on top of a skyscraper.
It’s a special snowflake version of “Tommy.”