War is peace

The police have been instructed to take him alive, so Slappers Only!

Mnuchin and Two Chin

That map restoration is very impressive. Dare I say legend-ary.

We called the one in my home town Six Flags Over Jesus. It’s across from an outdoor mall now, and they’re the same damn size!

I find them (him mostly) more annoying than that piece of skin next to your nail that you pull and then end up bleeding on your white jeans. I am 0% surprised they belong to an organization like this.

Talk about Koreshing my hopes and dreams, amirite?

Gays: The Ultimate Fixer Uppers

I hate these people. And I hate shiplap. There, I said it.

Is this the one where he trains the velociraptors like circus animals?

Do you even MsPaint, bro?

Seriously, just think about how ridiculous this excerpt is

No, it’s anal as in “pedantic”. They’re very particular about everything being precise and correct.
“Raymond Francis Marshall, born April 12. 1982, in Michigan/
Raymond Francis Marshall, born April 12. 1982, in Michigan/
He’s our man/
If he can’t perform adequately/
There’s a low probability that persons relevant to this…

Heroes Never Die!

I just had first IUD removed and my second IUD put in on Monday. It hurts, but so did fucking up my shoulder a few weeks ago. And at least this pain keeps me from having babies and periods and cramps!

I love my IUD—so, so much.

Not all journalists are white.

Cue the Pizza Delivery Guy.

I feel ya. In the same situation, getting married a week from this Saturday and his parents don’t know I won’t be having kids. Dreading that convo. Dreading it so much. Because they LOVE me now but I think they won’t be fans of the choice to not have kids.