I fucking love how much she says fuck. Also, much appreciate her saying us childless women are brave. I get so many annoying comments about my lack of children...why don’t you have kids? When are you going to have kids? Don’t you want kids? What, you don’t have kids? Oh, you’ll change your mind, kids are the most…

Some strong competition this year, too: https://www.yandy.com/Sexy-Undecided-Voter-Costume.php

Apparently it’s not Halloween until we have our first racist celebrity costume.

Primaries being kicked to the wayside as always been my biggest gripe with the game. I really enjoy the hell out of the Crucible, but it gets tired when you get stuck in map after map of hallways and running into people running shotguns and fusion rifles. Special ammo should be as scarce as Heavy ammo in PvP.

I have a child but she was not planned and I never had a desire to be a mom. You can’t say that out loud though because apparently it means that you are a really shitty person.

Please let this election end already. It just feels so weird rooting for Megyn Kelly for something.

Now this is horror.

I just watched the first episode of the new season and it was pretty boring. Spent the whole episode waiting for the dark and/or twist ending and...nothing really. Definitely didn’t help that I’ve seen the Community episode that already used this exact idea.

These are all fantastic, but that “Alley Cat” one... Can you imaging coming out that door to, I dunno, take out the garbage and see that coming around the side of your house?

I thought I only had the feels... on the OUTSIDE.

Savage.

It said HIS mother, not yours.

Can I cull your Facebook friends list for you? I promise you’ll like the results.

“I don’t characterize [grabbing a woman by the genitals] as sexual assault. I think that’s a stretch.” - Jeff Sessions (R - AL)

Gah. The mothers, daughters, etc trope makes me so angry. In a way, angrier than Drumpf’s comments.  we shouldn’t be surprised by his comment. He’s a flaming shitbag. If this is what it took for anyone to unendorse him, then fine, but don’t think you’re getting a cookie for it. The damage is done... he is your nominee.

My exact reaction. I’m happy for you Donald! So, so, happy....

What’s important to remember is that there are numerous theories floating around for a reason: to obfuscate the truth. A little known tradition of the Illuminati is the spousal membership. When Kanye became Illuminati he asked that the rites be extended to Kim as well, so she received what is known as an infinity…

It was a secret that Donald Glover had a girlfriend; it is now no longer a secret because they had a baby.

I created this masterpiece back when the summer games launched. It haunts my dreams every night.

It’s highly........................ erotic.