Is this the one where he trains the velociraptors like circus animals?
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misspotatohead
Do you even MsPaint, bro?
Seriously, just think about how ridiculous this excerpt is
Heroes Never Die!
I just had first IUD removed and my second IUD put in on Monday. It hurts, but so did fucking up my shoulder a few weeks ago. And at least this pain keeps me from having babies and periods and cramps!
I love my IUD—so, so much.
Not all journalists are white.
Cue the Pizza Delivery Guy.
As a childless old hag, I take zero responsibility for any societal decay.
i think this happens at every high school in the entire world. teens are rude assholes, news at 11
His aren’t very interested in me - or him for that matter, they’re a strange bunch. His grandma’s annoyed with him because he’s not marrying someone from the same background, but she’s not saying anything to my face. We have our story ready in case they start asking anyway: we can’t think about having kids at the…
I feel ya. In the same situation, getting married a week from this Saturday and his parents don’t know I won’t be having kids. Dreading that convo. Dreading it so much. Because they LOVE me now but I think they won’t be fans of the choice to not have kids.
I fucking love how much she says fuck. Also, much appreciate her saying us childless women are brave. I get so many annoying comments about my lack of children...why don’t you have kids? When are you going to have kids? Don’t you want kids? What, you don’t have kids? Oh, you’ll change your mind, kids are the most…
I decided not to have children. It’s not bravery, but I do have to prepare myself for the neighborhood functions. The cold shoulder I get from the moms is very chilly.
The good news for childless women: people mostly lay off when you hit 40 (if you’re single, at least). I think they’re afraid I’ll blow my brains out if reminded I’m a childless spinster. So I feel no pressure AND I (mostly) get to do whatever the fuck I want, whenever I want. (I still have to go to work and shit.)
Reverse mermaid
Some strong competition this year, too: https://www.yandy.com/Sexy-Undecided-Voter-Costume.php
